@SusanBlackeyed @nytimes Susan, this is by far the dumbest thing I have ever read in my entire life. I actually feel more dumb after reading it than before.
@realDonaldTrump I retired from the USAF in 2018 and got a crappy photocopy retirement certificate with your distorted copied signature on it. How do I get a real one from you, so I can hang it proudly in my house?
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