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@h0meless_dad
Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2010
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65 Followers
803 Posts
Iranian team outmogging every other country god damn
Me during World Cup: wow I love how the Algerians have embraced Kansas and the Japanese love our bbq π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή
Also me: the Flemish are an impure race and must be eliminated
@latkedelrey Wish it didnβt Astro turf my sex drive tho π
Halt, who goons there?
@fatfabfeminist I put so many of mine in a buy nothing/ sell nothing group because I will not be charging my thiccc baddies π«‘
Itβs actually a law in nyc that if you have a kind enough spirit they let you drive the M train after three martinis
BD Wong stands for Big Dog Wong
Thought a merkin was a merino wool Birkin
Overhead a white woman say βok graciasβ to a halal cart guy
New Gen Z employee fell for phishing attempts twice this week
Toronto unmatched - middle-aged Desi Uber driver rocking this in his shirt:
Construction worker at Pearson rocking this under his hi-viz:
Thought Rhode was Lana Rhoades skincare line for an embarrassingly long time
Wonder if anyoneβs pre-workout farts have ever set off the Planet Fitness lunk alarm
Legit had to help my boss convert a PDF to a Word Doc just as the millennial prophecies foretold
@hartgoat The best was the time he choked on a pretzel and fell off the couch giving him a huge bruise on his face
@DrAllyLouks I think you will have a field day with this: https://t.co/gYgpWng7DQ
Love when my mans tastes like Tums
Mentioned Junie B. Jones to my partner who asked if she was a conservative congresswoman
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