Phil Connors

Brunette Oscar the Grouch • she/her

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

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[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

HUDSON DOING A GRID DUMP AND A STORY DUMP MY JOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

so they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

just said “i can’t i have work” for the first time in 6 months i’m so happy i could scream!!!!!

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

How it feels to finally be employed and not scrolling hrtwt all day

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

my body can’t tell the difference between being hunted for sport and starting a new job today

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

Lyft is always inventing new ways to get to my house

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

i’m going to kill myself

[jup MET GRACIE @harborgenius]

Forever. Dan. Willing and able. 23. Carlo’s song.

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

you’re actually fucked in the head

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

23 tonight queen?

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

just said “i can’t i have work” for the first time in 6 months i’m so happy i could scream!!!!!

[mellie @uhbucky]

#heatedrivalry: caught in a bad romance

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

my bad they’re all at the portland airport

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

there isn’t even anyone to fall in love with at the airport anymore

[Connor Storrie Updates @connorstupdates]

HQ photo of Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams behind the scenes of Heated Rivalry Season 1.

📸 @SonySoundtracks

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

my mom and i getting excited the hotel tv had hbomax so we could watch heated rivalry and then finding out it wasn’t installed…the epic highs and lows of football

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

a mcdonalds bacon egg and cheese biscuit can be the best meal in the world #amcdonaldsbaconeggandcheesebiscuitcanbethebestmealintheworld

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

yeah…

[wermie 🪐 @wermbraiin]

bad news everybody. I've been touching grass a lot lately and still hollanov is top of the mind

[jake | minionpilled @SENTRYFALC0N]

opening ur heart up to being a minion fan means ur days become filled with love and whimsy #Tbh

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

i’m gonna be sick

[empty / nst_1004🎪 @emptyskiff]

Grace's bike of "i ride a bike to work, and it's not for exercise" fame

#projecthailmary #phm #rylandgrace

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

i’m gonna be sick

[HSD Together On Tour @hsdtogethertour]

Harry getting emotional and walking off stage at Wembley Stadium after his record-breaking 11th show in London, UK - 3 July (via shelbs0o)

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

Going to Old Spaghetti Factory tonight, how long before I bring up Hudson Williams #invisiblestring

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

there isn’t even anyone to fall in love with at the airport anymore

[Phil Connors @h0neyspoon]

unemployment month 7 🫩

[Vi @trulycaring]

Literally can’t even remember what day of the week it is anymore