Michael Cheng

I'm very much biased towards fairness
(according to Sorkin at least, who is very much not:

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

@Afinetheorem Sorry, just saw your answer to Nick

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

@Afinetheorem You could imagine situations where e.g. the coach doesn’t play the first round pick regularly until midseason in order to tank (akin to service time-related AAA stints in baseball)

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

Who's going to hire Belichick to be the Shanahan of kickoff returns?

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

@redsoxstats Might be a dumb question, but if there are the same number of wins to go around, how does league-wide WAR go up by so much?

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

@robertmays Don’t look at me, you’ve got a Hollywood Brown at home and everybody knows it

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

The two timeouts pissed off Bill lmao

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

@samthorpe__ Congrats!

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

Welcome to New Zealand: the best trash-talkers since Shakespeare

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New Zealand list of sick burns

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

@wb_40_ The Green Line in Boston would like a word (five lines, one track = traffic)

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

@sam_d_1995 @ejc3 As a carless Bostonian living/working around SM right now: Expo is frequent enough and gets you downtown, but it's not the fastest thing in the world. I think you'd need more rail than just expo for your plan to work

[Keith Smith @KeithSmithNBA]

Celtics not listed on the injury report:

Jaylen Brown
Joe Johnson
Payton Pritchard
Dennis Schroder
Jayson Tatum
Robert Williams

If they are signed before tomorrow's game, we can presumably add Al-Farouq Aminu and Norvel Pelle to this list.

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

@philipgalati4 Eovaldi is this good; bullpen is...definitely not (Houck in particular is good though).

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

@smorassutti @billbarnwell A lot of short and/or conservative passes (I think).

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

Apparently about the same number of people live South of 14th St. in Manhattan as live in New Orleans and Minneapolis.

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

@GarysheffieldJr Ottavino seems to fit that bill...

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

@arthur_spirling Autofills on Android FWIW, so maybe changing the default browser to Chrome would achieve this?

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

@ABhardball @jamiedupree @BeschlossDC Robert Byrd seems to have come close: https://t.co/2snqbRYff8

[Michael Cheng @h0peiambag]

@ABhardball Probably going to be C-SPAN live.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

there appears to be an actual armed standoff at the door to the House floor