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Friday fun? More like Friday fuck up my life.

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becky with the good hair hmu #ThirstyThursday

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getting real tired of people not eating the crusts. love all of me or nothing.

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People say I need more followers. Jesus had 12 and he dead.

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White people be like: this toast too spicy

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You are not your weight, height or sodium intake!!! Never let numbers define you.

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People ask me “you like blondes or brunettes?” I’m a piece of bread. As long as you not @ICBINotButter we cool.

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@MarkZuckerbergF Give me one billion dollars for ideas

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What did the health teacher say to the class?
Don't forget to baguette! 🍆

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*spandau ballet plays*

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Bitch you were fat in the womb.

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Yea and they also ‘forgot’ to call your mum back. https://t.co/O75mh6pot2

[Food & Wine @foodandwine]

Young people say they don't have time to eat cereal. https://t.co/S7vhzpIPnN #FWx

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@SaraServillips The people want what the people want.

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I knead dough’s hoes tho #trapqueens #shawty #hellatoasted

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@NoGlutenBread stay in your lane.

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Fuck what you heard. Sliced bread aint going nowhere and nothing is better than it.

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WCW.

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Bread is love. Bread is life.
https://t.co/05OUvOJy6v via @People

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When life hands you lemons, trade them for BREAD
- Peeta Mellark