H!zzy

let's work! Find me at IG and snapchat @h1zzy ✉️ [email protected]

[H!zzy @h1zzy]

Hey guys, I rap sometimes

[Dee ❤️🖤 @ThatGirlDelisha]

That time Chike dissed the beat mid freestyle 😫🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

[Ghost Town 👻 @GhostTownYZY]

Mini Ye performing tonight 😭

[Dilip Jain ✨𝒟𝓙✨ @dilipjain077]

Bro is too innocent for this cruel world 😍♥️

[Gen Ho Chi Minh @genHCM]

How 🇮🇱Israel is West Asia's 🇸🇬Singapore

[H!zzy @h1zzy]

If your message divides, you are not a revolutionary.

[Indian 🚩 @Indian_atleast]

South korea 🇰🇷 vs Indonesia and Malaysia is not just racism..

It's Christianity vs muslims too 💀

[adam @AdameMedia]

Comedian mocks the Mossad and recounts the Lillehammer Afair to Joe Rogan’s horror.

And yes, it’s a true story.

[H!zzy @h1zzy]

Big sexy

[Alexandra Semenova @alexandraandnyc]

wealth managers putting your money in an index fund

[H!zzy @h1zzy]

If it’s just money, sell.
If it’s attachment don’t let the dollar value persuade you

[H!zzy @h1zzy]

I wanted to be was everything you needed, completely

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 THIS UBER RIDE IS PURE CHAOS - AND IT ENDS IN THE MOST UNEXPECTED FRIENDSHIP

She bursts out with random screams, wild noises, and snorts pointed RIGHT at him and this man jumps EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

She says, “I have Tourette’s…”
And he hits her with the greatest misunderstanding ever:

“T-Rex??”

Then he pulls out his phone IMMEDIATELY:
“I need to ask Google how do I help T-Rex.”

Between outbursts she nervously asks:
“Are we in the hood?”

He goes:
“Yeah… but they’ll run from YOU.”
Protecting her like a champ.

She panics again:
“You won’t let nothing happen to me, right?”

He locks in:
“I promise… not on my watch. Not on duty. NOT on duty.”

She melts:
“You’re so nice… you got my back?”

Him:
“Yeah, I got your back.”

Then the comedy peaks.
He goes:
“Some bitches grow up sassy… bunch of bitches.”

And she suddenly fires back mid-tic:
“Well YOU’RE not a bitch… I think you’re awesome.”

She asks about his tattoos and he turns his whole neck like he’s posing for a mugshot.

She screams, snorts, jumps.
He screams, jumps, laughs... and somehow they trauma-bond into best friends in minutes.

Then he randomly drops:
“I’m a rapper.”
“What’s your name?”
“CEO Dee.”

Two strangers thrown into chaos… and it becomes the funniest, most wholesome friendship the internet has ever seen.

Which moment caught YOU completely off guard?

[H!zzy @h1zzy]

@interesting_aIl watching men pretending to be another man is so funny wthhhhhh🤣🤣 stop

[H!zzy @h1zzy]

@LeeKuanYimby @BoringBiz_ how are you using an image of LKY when singapore's leaders literally get paid millions per year and complain about $145 birthday dinners? hahahahaha