HIMelane

true lies, false facts

[HIMelane @H2O_TERRY]

remember... self nyats’ is the worst nyats’

[gstar @gomomoratele_]

Cheating is so much work nna nka jumpisa fast 😭😭

[Null @Vhoyde]

50% of the South African youth is unemployed. This should be the main issue everyone is worried about.

[𝕭. @BusisiweMotha_]

re tla svevola eventually, might not be today but re tla svevola 🙏🏾

[Vuyiswa. @Vuyiswavv_]

Unlimited bethas🤘🏾

[Franc @FrancMeOff]

Having a best friend who has sex with u and a teammate who tackles life with u. Ideally

[Tre @KnightsofTitan]

We knew we had it good back then…
we just didn’t know how good we had it.

[۟ @bwondonn]

No. He’s literally the same player but you lot acted like he was shit because you unironically preferred “DELAP”

[11 @yhate_11]

i love a female who always wanna see me 😩I’m omw mama

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

i be so raw at giving advice whole time i’m telling you what i wish someone told me

[JnR @CFCJnR]

Jackson can back up Rogers as a player behind the striker, and can back up Joao Pedro.

Can play with all of them too, this isn't someone Chelsea should look to sell, so versatile.

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

If today was a working day, it would still be 9:30am

[Trevoh Chalobah @TrevohChalobah]

After 18 years, it’s time to say goodbye to Chelsea. I arrived as a nine-year-old with a dream, and I leave as a man who’s lived that dream in ways I never imagined. This journey tested me, lifted me, and strengthened me. To every teammate, coach, staff member, and supporter, thank you for shaping me. I gave everything I had, and I’m proud of the person this club helped me become. To the young players: the path won’t always be smooth. But stay ready, stay positive, and keep your faith. God’s timing is always right. Thank you all, truly, with love and gratitude.

[Katli @Katli_T]

Hlompha batswadi. Thapelo tsa bona are your biggest blessings.. 🙏🏿❤️

[SOCIAL CONSTRUCT 🧚🏾‍♀️ @ntandomatini_]

Take your kids to crèche, iyanixaka into ye helpers ne nanny.

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

Geez, have you tried Don Julio from the bottle?

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Pull out some food for yourself and just wait.

[passion fruit🧚🏽‍♀️ @untando__]

Scefephobia- angifuni ukubangela abantu iscefe, nami angifuni ukubangelwa iscefe.

[Null @Vhoyde]

“Tendai the bricklayer is not taking your job” - you gaslighting bastards

[4:44 @leliibaby]

dating to marry will make you realize that the "plenty of fish in the sea" narrative is false. alot of people are really not worth that level of intimacy

[Barbie Charts @barbiecharts]

being a teenager in 2015 must've been crazy..