Hephzibah

I preach my gospel in bars and punchlines || Occasional Writer || Might get a job later || Hater || All things @fcbarcelona || LM10+Coleworld=GOATs ||

[Hephzibah @h3phz1bah]

Consequences

By Yours Faithfully

Twitter blow this UP!!! (Abeg😭)

[Deam (♡/G) 🔥 @the_oratorr]

11-10-2026
I Lost My Mum

I’d Miss You Mum 💕🕊️
Fly Safe .. You didn’t want to see me get married and all the shit I had planned for you. Made all these sacrifices but guess it wasn’t enough

I Love You Mum 💕

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. 🐐

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

From that gold medal in Beijing in 2008 to an unforgettable career, making history every step of the way with La Albiceleste. 🥇🇦🇷

Congratulations, Leo, for continuing to make Argentina’s jersey even more iconic! 🐐👏

[Neymar Jr @neymarjr]

Quem ama futebol te aproveitou ao longo desses anos…
Hoje é seu ultimo jogo com a camisa da tua seleção, do teu país e eu espero que você curta cada segundo, que todas as homenagens hoje te façam feliz.
Não é só Argentina que te agradece, o mundo agradece por tudo que fez ao futebol.
Obrigado por me fazer amar ainda mais o futebol, foi uma honra ter jogado contra você e mais ainda fazer história ao seu lado.
GRACIAS Leo Messi 🐐

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

Leo: "thank you for loving me so much"
us: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[Ereme @twyse_116]

Good vs Evil. 👀

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

SMH. You're just a Nigerian, and that is not a compliment.

You're not looking for love. You're looking for gifts and outing. If your partner's presence alone does not make your heart swell, love is absent.

You're simply looking for love in places and things, and experiences and whoever can give it to you, you would commit to them. That is not love. Their presence will never light up your heart, you're only excited about what they can do for you.

Again, you're just a Nigerian

[Inter Miami CF @InterMiamiCF]

FREE KICK MAGIC FROM LEO. 🎯✨

[Hephzibah @h3phz1bah]

“This retarded bitch”
Did I script this?

[Baba eleja🐟🐖 @Biodun_OG]

Why are you putting your hands on a server? Cos you feel the system favors you?

Some women need to do better

[Baba eleja🐟🐖 @Biodun_OG]

Why are you putting your hands on a server? Cos you feel the system favors you?

Some women need to do better

[J A Y - K O V I N - M I C H E 🦊🤟 @jaykovinht]

Raphinha❣️Flick

Raphinha❣️Barça

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona_cat]

Fins demà, culers 🎭

[Hephzibah @h3phz1bah]

@TomoVen @Gui_Hao_dw @chessmaster02 I was about to make a vid for you😅
It’s a really crazy sequence that white has to follow in order to not fumble the W

[Hephzibah @h3phz1bah]

@Gui_Hao_dw @chessmaster02 Nope. Leads to a stalemate

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

🚨🚨 LEO MESSI ON IG 🥹🎥

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 BREAKING NEWS: LIONEL MESSI RETIRES FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.

Messi will not play for Argentina national team anymore.

[Hephzibah @h3phz1bah]

“there have been people who have taken it upon themselves to deceive and confuse him”

Are we still talking about a 26 year old man?😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⛔️ Atlético Madrid CEO Gil Marin: “Julián is not doing well, he’s really upset because there have been people who have taken it upon themselves to deceive and confuse him”.

❌ “We are NOT going to negotiate with Barcelona. The decision is FIRM”, told Movistar.

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Pep's speech after Kyle Walker left for AC Milan in the middle of a difficult period.

He spoke about how sad it was to see his captain behave that way, especially in a time of adversity.

He said he hated how some of the staff reacted after defeats (eating and laughing) while he couldn't sleep because of the losses.

So many lessons in that. I miss him terribly.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 EXCLUSIVE: RODRI TO BARCELONA, HERE WE GO! 💥

Deal agreed for Spanish midfielder to join Barça from Man City, all done for the former Ballon d’Or.

Green light from Man City to last Barcelona bid.

More follows. 💣