its actually so crazy to me how periods aren’t considered a valid reason to miss school or work. there are days when my cramps are so bad i cant even stand up
As an engineer at Twitter, I can confirm that Elon Musk doesn’t understand anything about our website, or coding in general. Not gonna lie, we laugh REALLY hard about it behind his back. We’ve been calling him “the CEO,” but it stands for Code Efficiency 0.
OH GOD OH FUCK WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE GOING TO TUBMBLR PLEASE GO NO ONE FIND MY OLD ACCOUNT PLEASE IM SO SO ASHAMED OH GOD IM NOT PROUD OF THE PERSON I USED TO BE PLEASE FORGIVE ME
Hello? <taps mic> Is this thing on? Technodad here. It was suggested I log in to his Twitter account. Taking the op to say "hellooooo" to technotwt. I love you guys, probably. Uh, am I also supposed to say "hashtag" or something?
-sapnap goes to the bathroom-
George getting annoyed at every little thing sapnap does:
“LISTEN listen to him pee. he peed so little. why did he even go pee?!? did you hear dream?!? it was so little. why didn’t he just save up for one big pee?? WHY?!”