The Original Pancake

If My Grandmother Had Wheels, She Would Be A Bicycle.

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

@jola_adebayor @r0tt3nbun Yeah, Good Work Annie 💪🏽

[jola. @jola_adebayor]

The EU spends 2.5 trillion on government contracts every year, Do you know 40% of those get 0 or 1 bid!

If you've worked with public tenders before and have ever cursed under your breath "what a pain" this is for you!

We're presenting our AI Bid manager today, it helps with the entire journey! From finding tenders across EU, UK and Switzerland, to helping you with forms or even write your proposals

It can also help you find out if the tender is worth your time using their contract history!

Visit us at Pavilion 4, Stand A7-03 at #WebSummit2026

[jola. @jola_adebayor]

In Lisbon this week.

We will be showing our AI bid manager @reyda__ai and talking about the future of tenders, RFPs and government contracting. Also where AI employees fit in.

If you’re at websummit, come check out our booth at Pavilion 4, Booth A7-03 on Thursday, Nov 12th! #WebSummit2026

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

@ichieEmy Forgive Am, Bike Engine Fit Follow For The Observation.

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

@ichieEmy Curious . . . . Does The ECU Continue Sending Fuel To These Cylinders In The Absence Of Spark?

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

@ichieEmy @DemonJman Well, Everyone's mileage varies, I average ~1k KMs monthly and drive everyday, so I can only speak from my POV. In addition to how often the car is driven, how it is driven also matters. Someone that brakes harshly will have a different story from someone with a softer foot.

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

@ichieEmy @DemonJman Hmm, Hate To Disagree With You, But I Use KYB Shock Absorbers And They've Proven To Be Super Reliable. They Even Have A Site You Can Use For Verifying The Product You Buy.
I've Only Bought Twice In The ~4 Years I've Owned My Car, And The First Didn't Get Damaged From Wear.

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

Hate Being Stuck Behind Cars I Can't See Ahead Of.

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

@ichieEmy I Also Use The Parking Lot At Aviation Plaza.

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

@gaytheguy @Player_retiredd A Million Ways To Die In The West.

[Rev. Emeke. 🪐 @ichieEmy]

what does your spotify homepage looks like?

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

Everytime I See This Video, I Watch It At Least 10 Times 💀. I Like To Think I Have Nerves Of Steel, But This . . . . .

[Rev. Emeke. 🪐 @ichieEmy]

I know a lot of good drivers, but this man is always a discovery whenever we drive together. This video is already breaking IG and TikTok. PS: I'm the chase car.

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

@ichieEmy I'll rather enter traffic than pass that lane. Those guys are crackheads.

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

@ichieEmy Not In My Sienna With It's Shitty Throttle Response 💀

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

@TheOllySims What Network Provider Are You On?

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

Pixel Finally Unlocked 5G In Nigeria?

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

@ichieEmy IKR. It's Also Gonna Be A Problem If I Park Inside The Gym Where I Have Eyes On It.

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

@itxbo Dami & Sons 😶

[The Original Pancake @h4ckit]

@ichieEmy "Emeke press brake, Emeke, Jesus Christ, Emeke" <<<<<<