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keep it wheel, kids (She/Her)

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When Shakira said “awoo~ 🥺” in she wolf, I felt that

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@Badmouthberckly Idk what this means but I support u

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@Badmouthberckly Impossible. Showing him this tweet would be the funniest way, though

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@Badmouthberckly By calling me an academic, you’ve just admitted that I’m all knowing in the field of date writing

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@Badmouthberckly The only right way is 7-Sep-22, and yes I will die on this hill

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@Badmouthberckly RIP

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@Badmouthberckly Congrats!!!

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@elonmusk On truth social, you are not allowed to disparage any of the apps creators. How is that free speech? Are you are only describing free speech in specific situations?

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Please don’t mansplain animal care to me; I get marketing emails from tractor supply co

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I have been listening to NPR daily for years at this point, and I have Never heard the suicide hotline number on there. Everybody ok?

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They read the suicide hotline number on NPR this morning…..there couldn’t be a more perfect and terrible metaphor for how things are going

[newfleur @1riesl0ve]

I don’t know how to tell y’all without saying it… my ex boyfriend who I have a restraining order against set my family houses on fire while my family was inside 😖🥺

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@sidneyg156 i spent 836 minutes listening to you this year….could you spare 60 to perform in Atlanta 👀

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These scam texts are getting savvier

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@teighleur This is a great idea! I teach at a university, so I probably shouldn’t call their parents 😂 I just write “nice effort” in the feedback section instead

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I actually hate grading?? Feels terrible to fail someone for being creative yet not following the assignment whatsoever

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Also, when I can tell someone tried really hard but they still got everything wrong. Oof.

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Pretty sad that Ethan Klein’s Twitter has just become him dissing Trisha Paytas

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I told my doctor that I have a glass of wine with dinner most nights, and she put me as “current every day drinker” in my patient portal 🤡

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Technically true