Hans

[Palantir Neurodivergence Fellow 👊🪂🇵🇸 @FungibleWorker]

Speed moves through the world articulating a vision of humanity exactly as I see it, or would like to see it, an endless bustling milieu of hospitality and commotion, everyone alive getting 15 seconds of show and tell, like if Alexei German was hope-pilled by Fellini

[🌵 @manlikemk_]

that “get a load of this guy” hand gesture is the top 2 hand gestures of all time

[breezeh @briscoepark]

i came across a horse glowing in the light from the cracked barn door

[Horsetype gentlefriend @corpsglorieux]

i was so pressed about net neutrality in 7th grade

[Jake @OldTVReference]

Love the phrase “expecting a baby” because it implies you could end up with something else instead

[angel 6 @shegotiton]

u be talking to somebody and theyll be like yea my parents didnt let me watch spongebob

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

y’all are worried about the wrong stocks

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

how tf subway gonna ask me for a tip, bro we made this sandwich together tf

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Going to a job interview when you’re bald is wild like yeah I wanna work here oh and btw here’s my scalp

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

you should migrate to this new platform called going outside

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[nico ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

had to write a calligramme (shaped poem) for french class and i got carried away making an english version cause i was getting mad that i didnt know the words i wanted to say

[Hans @h4nsy]

Watching the sympathizer with my parents

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

going home after a long day at work n doing this >>>>

[Hans @h4nsy]

@willslimthicc Boy

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

i love drake not as an artist or person but as a concept