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i didnt have my glasses on and

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sometimes when i drink water i say “youre welcome” to my body

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just thinking about that time my mom and her friend took me to the casino buffet and her friend told the host that i was 2 and i was like “but i’m 4?” and she shot me a look and said “you’re 2.”

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i never slept with a teddy bear growing up. I’d try to but it ended up on the floor every time but man do i wake up these days with a vape in my hand

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like maybe it was cheap so its deeply rooted in history but its okay to eat other things now

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ya alright i’ll say it cabbage sucks why do people continue to buy cabbage when there are so many other veggies

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neighbors mail got delivered to ours so i brought it over and then told her thank you

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I just woke up from a dream (second night in a row) where my bf and I were breaking up and I texted him about it immediately. But I realized it is his birthday today so I just edited the whole message to be a thoughtful happy birthday instead…

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whenever i warn my bf to do something a certain way he never listens to me and it bites him in the ass and i made a comment about it the other day and he was like “i have a problem with authority and you are authority”

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Rediscovering Zara with this song https://t.co/fuePTTyx63

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real talk artichokes are good but all that work for what???

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resisting the urge to text him “Good morning! So what did you mean when you said…”

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@Observer_ofyou @kirawontmiss thank goodness you asked this because i thought it was Ross- jumpscare!!!

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just got told i’m not big back enough. can you believe it?! ME?!?!

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one thing about me is if i catch u staring at me, i will stare back until u look away

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why is that when u try to distance yourself from someone that they text you 17 times in a row and then apologize for being distant

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it was hr

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i was really strong today. i didnt interrupt someone multiple times during conversation just wanted to make note

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he talkin bout the zoo

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whats ur guys’ foolproof method to waking up?? mine is getting so hot (heater, blanket, etc) that i’m so cranky i couldn’t imagine going back to sleep in those conditions

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in my flop era working on it tho