Fresh local veggies u0026 farm eggs just in! Grab your weekend groceries now – high quality, no extra additives, straight from nearby farms. #LocalFood#GroceryRun
Just finished a set at the downtown comedy club, and a guy yelled "Tell us something real!" So I said "That $12 water you’re buying is tap water with a label." Crickets… then 3 people laughed. Worth it.
Just caught the most electrifying indie band live at the downtown venue—their new track sent shivers down my spine! Don’t miss their next show this Friday!