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[smitt @h_Smity]

I feel like spongebob when he had to write that essay and it took him the whole mfckin day to write it and all he wrote was the word "The"

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I’m n luv with a hippo

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

some people are pukers… some are fainters… me, personally? i am a shitter

[ًu @ixumakantx]

i laugh so hard whenever i watch this scene of modern family 😭😭😭🤣

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

A strong reason for getting yourself vaccinated ladies, as soon as possible.

[smitt @h_Smity]

goodnight to everyone except the guy who made shrimp and mashed potatoes in the airplane bathroom sink

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

i do believe that bears are dangerous and anyone who thinks they can get close to one is very stupid. but i also think i am different and the bear would sense my loving spirit

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

It’s getting harder n harder to hop up out my bed and turn my swag on.

[ً @cxlxbutauntx]

Been on Twitter since you could text 40404 to tweet!

[smitt @h_Smity]

I don’t fuck with bugs in general but a ROACH???? no thank u

[smitt @h_Smity]

i just moved to south carolina and no one told me cockroaches were out here vibin and now i want to kms

[trash jones @jzux]

the best part of fourth of july is getting so drunk you forget you have to live in america

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

did he learn nothing from nickelodeon’s world wide day of play? we will simply just change the channel

[NATE @NATERERUN]

This is how deep that submarine has to go…. Omg they not coming back I fear

[🫥✨ @baiflynn22]

Nice weather I love but 90° can get fucked unless I’m in the water

[smitt @h_Smity]

One time at a party I lost my friends in a group of tall people and two of them looked at me and said “YOU’RE SO SMALL WE MUST PROTECT YOU” and bulldozed their way through the crowd for me

[NMY @1waynmy]

Twitter is my morning newspaper

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i can’t get her out of my head. every time there is a silence i hear her

[smitt @h_Smity]

If someone did this to my child I would be in jail

[Eric @EricG1247]

A principal in Fresno knocked down a special needs student. He quit the next day and is now vice principal in another school.

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

idc what y’all say, MY queen is still alive