Hannah Williams

puffy

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

Wait I don’t even have the “it will begin shortly” screen or whatever I just have an error #loveisblind

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

Netflix please make the love is blind reunion load

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

@connorPOWELL This is suckin bad

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

@connorPOWELL Not the milk

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

Okay Fiona leaving chicago in shameless is sadder than michael leaving the office. I am sobbing😭😭

[eight dollar billionaire 🧦 @DailyChef7]

@laurenboebert Look at all the nations with no evil!!!

Oh wait, it’s the guns.
It’s always been the guns.

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

People who are obsessed with sloths🚩

People who are obsessed with Pomeranians🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

Do you ever just eat 4 pieces of buttered toast and a vodka soda for dinner

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

I’m a feminist but I also need my husband to clean out the room a and find the bachelor to street online for me

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

Also I’m watching jersey shore for the 4th time in the past 1.5 years. This is what happens when they take Mad Men off Netflix

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

I asked my husband what jersey shore cast member I would be… there was only one correct answer and he got it wrong.

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

Deep down- do you think DJ Pauly D is a nice guy?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

covid ending things calming down
at work
🤝
not gonna happen

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

Also good morning I forgot twitter existed

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

Why doesn’t my husband call me beautiful when I wake up in the morning

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

@RepThomasMassie He’s perfect for you in every way but this is his Facebook cover photo…… and they make you run a 5K on thanksgiving

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

In high school- prom queen

In college- so outgoing and involved; traveled a lot

In grad school- made so many new friends. 4.0 grade average

Present- my razor is really rusted so I haven’t shaved my armpits. also my laundry hasn’t been folded in 4 weeks

[Hannah Williams @h__willy]

If you see me taking my dogs out with a blanket wrapped around me… I have no pants on and mind ya business.

Also yes I live downtown.