beltandbrush

Buy my stickers so I can be happy...please

[beltandbrush @h_a_m_comedy]

Hey any hints on if there are any special bonus cards in your mtg secret lair?
@ConcernedApe

[beltandbrush @h_a_m_comedy]

It's always fun when you're in the @MTGSecretLair line and you have 3 minutes left and it kicks you back to 10 minutes then sells out. #whydoItry

[beltandbrush @h_a_m_comedy]

@LEGODCGame When are we getting the switch 2 version?? I need to play this game portably!

[beltandbrush @h_a_m_comedy]

If this is you, I genuinely hope you your house catches fire. Get a real job you fucking losers! Scalpers can lick the dog shit from the bottom of my boot. If I ever find out someone I know is a scalpers, pray you are far enough away I can't get a hold of you. #fuckscalpers

[beltandbrush @h_a_m_comedy]

@MTGSecretLair It said it had 5 minutes left and it sold. I'm so fucking mad. I added it to my cart and sat in the god damn waiting room for an hour. Then got put in line where I waited again just for it to sell out right before I was next. Fuck you Secret lair! Go back to print on-demand!

[beltandbrush @h_a_m_comedy]

@SimonMiller316 As someone who was in the building when his music hit, I can tell you none of us cared if it was a work. It was a ridiculously cool moment and I'm glad I got to see it live.

[beltandbrush @h_a_m_comedy]

@Topps before I was banned from your site for no reason, I got a friend of mine, the @Iyo_SkyWWE women's championship card for her birthday, and she pulled the black reflector # 07/10!

[beltandbrush @h_a_m_comedy]

@Topps, hey, I was literally checking out your sight on my phone, and I got blocked. I pinky swear I wasn't doing anything wrong. I was just checking out the F1 and March madness cards.

[beltandbrush @h_a_m_comedy]

I'm so glad I pay a ton for @netflix just for it to shit the bed while I try to watch the fight they've been hyping for the past year... #imcanceling #fucknetflix

[beltandbrush @h_a_m_comedy]

I'm really curious how @DougDougFood feels after last night's beerio kart. @LudwigAhgren

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and just do this

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Bebop 🇩🇴🇵🇷🪎 @Bebop_YT]

This fish had 1HP and perfect parried an air juggle, I’m sick 😭

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

Lisa from HR, we’re sorry for everything that happens tonight.

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[DougDoug @DougDougFood]

Holy shit

[DougDoug @DougDougFood]

This one goes to the main character, Twitch Chat

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Just found out about Megan Fox and MGK. Not taking it well. Don't hit me up, going offline for a few minutes

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

I will press my bare ass against your office window