Haley Borne

Drinks more White Russians than the Dude.

[Haley Borne @h_borne]

I hope that when a good thing stares you in the face, you have the courage to never take it for granted.

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@SenBillCassidy thank you for joining today to help with Wreaths Across America 🇺🇸

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Suhhhh dude

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Getting called Susie Short Legs everyday at work because I have to use a foot stool to sit comfortably
🙃

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Lolololol at RPM class. We did it. Did we like it? Did we sweat? Did we lay on the floor after?

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My horoscope today basically told me to treat myself. So. Thatsssss what I’m gonna do. With cake. And ice cream. Yolo.

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I feel 100x more “put-together” when I wear earrings.

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@bethanyshay12 Did someone explain? Have you watched Despicable Me? 😂

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My dad just walked up to the picture of Fiddy on the fridge and scratched her nose. My heart breaks 😿💔

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Dedicating time for self improvement feels amazing.

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Tired, but not tired. Ya feel me?

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I’ve gotten to an age where two sugars in my coffee is waaayy too much.

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Me: Threatens to turn off the movie.
The last child awake: Good, I didn’t wanna watch it anyway.

🙃

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Me: Ok, it’s time to go to bed.
Three 5 yr olds: But I need a book.
But I need some water.
But I need to sleep in the living room.
But I need to pee.
But Haweeeeyyyyyyy! #gotobedchildren

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Remember when I didn’t want to get fat in this office position? No one mentioned that pharmaceutical reps bring Chick Fil A, cupcakes, and cookie cake... like all the time.

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Grandma level: slippers, bathed before 7, book in hand. On a Friday. Cheers with a coffee cup.

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Just wanna buy a house so I can adopt a few dogs.

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Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

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@bailey_daigle @Halleyblanch 😂😂😂 carb withdrawals, I needed the double check!

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Craving egg rolls, noddles, wonton soup... someone help 😫

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@bailey_daigle Did I spell it wrong? Because honestly my brain is mad I didn’t eat fast food today 🙃