Me on Thursday: doesn’t buy a water bottle, doesn’t eat lunch or a snack before getting on my 3pm 4-hour flight which got diverted for 10 hours & they were rationing the water because it was running out
Me today: eating dinner at airport, buying a water bottle & preparing myself
The hot tea in the PACU this morning was that a guy in pre-op bed 2 smoked marijuana after midnight the night before his surgery and no one knew what to do with him
So grateful it’s now windows open weather but now that I’m a cat mom, I’m also constantly under the irrational fear that they’re going to jump through the screens out of our 3rd floor apartment and I’m going to never see them again
The guy at urgent care asked me if I had a pulse while taking my vitals and I was like “uh I think so” and he tried to make a joke like “you didn’t leave it at home did you?” Like buddy just take my blood pressure please
Social anxiety means freaking tf out for a full 24 hours about having to go into fedex and make copies of your passport only for it to be the easiest thing on the planet. Still sweaty tho
Just learned that when I can’t find my cat, it’s because he legitimately opens and CLOSES the closet door and then hides in the back so it doesn’t look like he’s in there