“22 Two’s”🇧🇧

The only easy day was yesterday

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Swali ni moja.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Ei

[“22 Two’s”🇧🇧 @h_danny77]

@KeKirwa unii anyiin munyat

[Tabby_wa_coast™ @abcofficial4]

Mlisema forex traders wanavaa nini ndani 😂😂🙌

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Sasa weka mzee,,hakuna excuse

[limitless Media Ke @LimitlessKe95]

Uko ushago hawa wameamuwa kutoana mbio na mapanga …

[Daktari ya Wanawake @MiskellahMD]

Dear @MOH_Kenya ,there is this character in FB who lives with wild birds including scavengers and eats with them from the same plate.While this looks funny,it won't be funny when he contracts and spreads zoonotic diseases.Kindly send public health officers to advice him accordingly coz we are not ready to pay for his folly with our lives!!

[Ezekiel 🫵🏽 @Ezevin5]

That is why safety matters 😭😭😭

[Josh @Josh001J]

Kwa hyo podcast Onyango Tate was told to give his backend data, he thought anaambiwa aonyeshane mkundu 😂 My mentor was very uneasy until the host explained further what he meant by backend. And I think that was by design tbh😂

[Chris Riungu @RealChrisRiungu]

Thee Pluto has a word for you gentlemen

[Rein @Asamoh_]

So @limukii_f is finally pregnant after @KhalifKairo tried and failed. Congratulations 🎊

[“22 Two’s”🇧🇧 @h_danny77]

@WilliamsRuto ungeamalizia the word, iambaran

[kipruto @KiprutToo]

Upto now wanaume wakalenjin hawajui Koito ni ya wasichana? Inafact kitambo ata wanaume hamngeketi kwa tent. Mlikuwa mnakaa uko kwa barabara mkijificha.

[🐉 @Kamau266]

'Hello my name is Patrick calling from KCB eeh,ulipata ATM?'

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

Western Culture only recognises nuclear Family unlike our Culture which your whole extended family is part of you. It's the reason why social life there is down bad. Here in Kenya my aunts and my my brothers have a say about my life.

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Bro the Reddie Matere story is actually wild. Ogopa watu hujui hii Nairobi.

This young man has a sob story. He claims he was abandoned at hospital after birth, raised by a good Samaritan who died after he finished Form 4. So he comes to Nairobi from Bungoma to hustle.

He starts stalking Oga Obinna. Hangs at the shooting spot every day (Samaki Samaki) but Obinna doesn’t notice him.

Next move? He goes to where Obinna drops his kids at school, tries giving the son a letter. Teacher finds it creepy. Police are involved. Obinna comes, doesn’t even know the guy. Bro gets arrested and spends 2 weeks in police custody. Obinna doesn't press any charges, so he's released.

Few weeks later, he tracks down Obinna to Westlands. He sees Obinna driving to the studio… throws himself in fron of the car. Lucky Obinna wasn’t speeding.

Finally Reddie Matere gets Obinna's attention. He stops and listens to the story, and tries to save him. Rents him a mabati house somewhere in Huruma, tries to record him a song because he had claimed to be a rapper. Then did an Interview, and now the plot started twisting.

People recognise Reddie Matere from the interview. Turns out he’s not an orphan at all. Both parents are alive and rich. He’s just a spoilt kid and a petty thief who’s been stealing since high school

Obinna calls Reddie Matere for an Interview, then brings the aunt. During this interview they call his mum, dad, grandma… Reddie denies knowing ALL of them.

The Dad is ready to help him but Reddie Matere has refused. In the end Obinna gives up, hands him 2K and tells him adios.

There is an old saying that says, before jumping into someone's mess to save them, make sure you’re not interrupting an important life lesson they need to learn.

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam has vowed to put a curse on Harry Kane for Tuesday’s England vs Ghana

"I am working on Harry Kane. I have shown what I am capable of before so I know what work I must do to stop him. I am not wishing him serious injury. It will be just enough to stop him against my country. I will do my work so that it can help Ghana"

[@dailystar]

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

One thing I like about Ghana is they follow that African coach rule number 1 to the letter; if you miss the ball, don't miss the man. A very physical England is on the receiving end!

[Capital FM Kenya @CapitalFMKenya]

Murang’a purple tea debuts in Paris premium market https://t.co/3NMH8uWhlH

[Kasarani Stadium @KasaraniStadium]

We call it a wrap from Kwale🏟️😍