Haley

Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile.

[Haley @h_decker]

@chrisbharrison know what else is deep? Ian's receding hairline. #TheBachelorette

[Haley @h_decker]

Tired of the typical, waiting on the wonderful.

[Haley @h_decker]

You know when you eat a lot and then it hurts to breathe?

[Haley @h_decker]

Having a conversation with @JordyDecker is like having a conversation with myself but I don't look like as much of a crazy person.

[Haley @h_decker]

I promise I hate eating vegetables as much as you hate listening to me eat them.

[Haley @h_decker]

I'm really proud of myself for eating so much dirt in my childhood because now my immune system friggin' rocks.

[Haley @h_decker]

@JordyDecker *Their

[Haley @h_decker]

The hardest part is waking up in the morning, remembering everything you were trying to forget last night.

[Haley @h_decker]

It really bothers me that Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling aren't together.

[Haley @h_decker]

The biggest sweat I worked up today was when I got to Level 10 in Tetris.

[Haley @h_decker]

I wonder what Jesse McCartney is up to these days?

[Haley @h_decker]

@BadIuckbyron =D

[Haley @h_decker]

@BadIuckbyron No one seems to care :((((((((

[Haley @h_decker]

Carrots are just the vehicle to get the dip in my mouth.

[Haley @h_decker]

Searching hangover cures and the first one tells me to not have drank so much. Thanks. That's helpful.

[Haley @h_decker]

http://t.co/mgllOD87pP #tumblr via @neuarmy - Do you by chance still sell this sign? I need it!!!!

[Daily Hive Vancouver @DailyHiveVan]

Win Dinner for 2 + 2 tix to a hockey game via @bostonpizza #StadiumDistrict & @VancityBuzz http://t.co/9uqDVa7yHf RT to Enter!

[Haley @h_decker]

@ashleymnordin hahah that version is way better!!

[Haley @h_decker]

@Story0fRory #KirklandCologne

[Haley @h_decker]

It must be really expensive to douse yourself in an entire bottle of cologne every morning.