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idk really

[fel @h_felize]

15 years ago this crazy dad came into our lives!! Today is truly a day to give thanks!! Hbd Shrek and God bless 💚💚💚

[fel @h_felize]

@Hunner_Hurl AT LEAST ITS NOT ADAM SANDLER

[fel @h_felize]

@elgrasta @krackheadkimani I am crying, why is she the the cutest/most adorable baby, she deserves the world😍

[fel @h_felize]

@elgrasta @krackheadkimani @meghandle @sandcandy27 yes agnes, answer the woman!!! give the people the information that they demand!!!

[fel @h_felize]

@meghandle also ppl need to stop stanning kw*k tr*p bc they give money to tr*mp

[fel @h_felize]

Cats is what happens when you don’t bully theater kids

[Linus Tech Tip @LinusTechTip_]

2020 YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEAR OF THE RAT YEA

[konk crete @krackheadkimani]

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE CHRISTMAS RAT!! RT FOR A HAPPY NEW YEAR

[cheesy bonita crunch @elgrasta]

on my virgo shit baybeeeeeee

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

“He licked his lips. ‘Well, if you want my opinion-‘
‘I don’t, ‘ She said. ‘I have my own.”
— Toni Morrison, BELOVED

[fel @h_felize]

@maggie_swaggie_ dude, ikr, this is a 30 year old man too, like a real adult said this shit...

[fel @h_felize]

Ladies, did you know that not only can we not reject men anymore without fear of insults and condescension, but we also can’t simply and politely just request a later date🙃🤷🏼‍♀️

[megmurph @meghandle]

quick question: why the hell did my seventh grade teacher make us learn all the words to copacabana?

[fel @h_felize]

Annnd the Chris Brown jokes follow me to Europe, I guess str8 men being trash and humorless is universal huh

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

no cops at pride just the dixie chicks and jane krakowski

[Sierra @sierrajudy16]

Do you ever feel like a* plastic bag*?

*the
*microwave that was thrown out of a window at the Graduate Hotel

[fel @h_felize]

@SunCountryAir please take me away from this godless airport, I need to leave Chicago, I literally don’t care abt AC the flight is 50 minutes, cook me!!!

[cheesy bonita crunch @elgrasta]

the worst part about being a cat FANATIC is seeing one outside in the cold when i’m driving.... hello chunky boy do you need saving?!! or are you just prowling a little before going back home? but what if you die? but what if i steal you? WHAT DO I DO