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white bitch named Hannah

[HG @h_gabe]

Just walked thru campus w/ this not knowing what it was...Turns out I ordered my car bumper 2 school by accident😭😭😭

[27. @dimvji]

having work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen

[HG @h_gabe]

I’m being soooo ffr spread my ashes in Central Park

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[alex @alex_abads]

the most sinister, hopeless backroom in mahattan

[HG @h_gabe]

I know everyone on their phone on the Q train is faking it. There’s absolutely no service on the Q. Half the time your phones on SOS. What’re yall doing on your phones on the Q

[777 @_garrettcharles]

I know she felt skinny as fuck after this

[Dean @deanlmartin]

@barstoolsports how confused i was when they said who lost, before even showing it.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

this deserves jail time

[megha @litttiichokha]

old movies that suck and are awful are 3 stars, but new movies that suck and are awful are a 1 star. hope this helps

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’ll be honest with you guys I have no idea how big an acre is

[eliz @eliza___v]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

messaging my coworker who is a full grown man: hey girl got a question for uuu

[HG @h_gabe]

The only reason I’m emotional about leaving my neighborhood is leaving my pizza parlor 🥲

[S 𐙚 @queengubblebum]

rawdogging miami (no filler, no bbl, no boob job)

[HG @h_gabe]

(Coming from a girl who adores staying in on a Friday ordering food and hanging out by myself)

[HG @h_gabe]

hot take! Going out drinking and dancing with your friends is healthier than staying in ordering food and hanging out by urself!

[julia @juumelo_]

I am a beautiful girl having to use excel so you can imagine what kind of stress I am under

[HG @h_gabe]

Teams hates to see you try and make a chat with just 2 people

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

This tomato is so Loewe I can’t explain it