Harold

I can smell something burning. It’s me.

[Harold @h_getz]

I hate it when people tell me something I already know. Like, duh, I’m not gonna microwave ANOTHER rock. You can stop yelling.

[Harry @lexaprotools]

I've long believed I could torch Bob Cousy in 1 on 1 – @RexChapman and @nicolewboyce asked @SHAQ to weigh in...here's a little video with his answer

[Harold @h_getz]

@abe_weill @samozerstaton Hahaha pure class

[Harold @h_getz]

@abe_weill @RemkoRinkema Love you too brother

[Harold @h_getz]

@spinstersbw I would like to revive this hypothetical: what if his name were Kerm Dermott?

[Harold @h_getz]

@emilynussbaum Amarcord

[Harold @h_getz]

@samozerstaton @DavidKurlander salute.

[Harold @h_getz]

⁦@normmacdonald⁩

[Harold @h_getz]

⁦@normmacdonald⁩ ⁦@AChadDrew⁩

[Harold @h_getz]

It is not smart to microwave a rock

[Harold @h_getz]

@floridamanaustn @DjIzDaWiz How did you remove the giant gummy from the container? I'm just looking at the shape and I can't figure it out.

[World Wildlife Fund @World_Wildlife]

How amazing is this footage of bison being released to their new home on the Wolakota Buffalo Range? #NationalBisonDay

[Harold @h_getz]

Now everyone will be able to see my cool toothpick.

[Harold @h_getz]

@RexChapman In poker this is called slow-rolling, and it's considered very poor etiquette.

[Harold @h_getz]

What if @kylekuzma changed his name to Kerm Dermott?

[Harold @h_getz]

@5wag_tweeter @Jumpman23 I needs my medicine

[Harold @h_getz]

@_JaiBoogie BOOM WE GUCCI

[Harold @h_getz]

On the subway when I’m holdin on I stick my pinky up. I call it ridin fancy

[The OED @OED]

OED Word of the Day: throw-stick, n. A heavy, usually curved, piece of wood used as a missile; an ancient kind of boomerang
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