🥚hayden 🥚

not that you’re wondering, but I haven’t changed much since middle school—still drinking an alarming amount of coffee and watch an alarming amount of tv dramas

[🥚hayden 🥚 @h_hnd_t]

I was FaceTiming my boss’s 8 y/o daughter and telling her that I got a new purse and her friend came into the screen and said, “you really need to get your finances in order.”

On god, I don’t know if I’m offended or proud that she had the audacity.

[🥚hayden 🥚 @h_hnd_t]

In 2021, I would like to eat ONE MEAL that doesn’t have my cat’s hair in it 🙃✨

[🥚hayden 🥚 @h_hnd_t]

What do I have to lose? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Lol I’ve only got crippling student debt

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[🥚hayden 🥚 @h_hnd_t]

@patsbat Heaven is Costco with free samples everyday

[🥚hayden 🥚 @h_hnd_t]

@patsbat Costco is God’s best work. She really thought of the people who like vegan protein shakes in bulk and I love her for that.

[🥚hayden 🥚 @h_hnd_t]

Y’all Aang really said, “when we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.” So if y’all are going through it too, don’t worry. Good things will come.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

PEACE

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

It should be legal to spray water on the faces of people not wearing masks like how you train dogs to get off your furniture.

[choyce @choycebrown]

y’all asking how kids know if they’re bi or gay at a young age, but not how they know they’re straight? let’s unpack.

[saint leeb @leebyyy]

UNIVERSITIES SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO CHARGE STUDENTS FULL PRICE FOR REMOTE LEARNING !!!!!!!

[🥚hayden 🥚 @h_hnd_t]

@patsbat People always recognize that bad bitch energy, so you just gotta deal 🤷🏻‍♀️

[🥚hayden 🥚 @h_hnd_t]

I’m applying for new jobs and I don’t know what to ask for in terms of salary and my friend told me that I need to apply for jobs like I’m a mediocre white man and I kinda felt that

[🥚hayden 🥚 @h_hnd_t]

@patsbat Looking forward to it ✨✨ WE GOT THIS

[🥚hayden 🥚 @h_hnd_t]

@patsbat The community would be the one profiting 🙏🏼 and then all that money could go into youth programs at the gym for promoting health and exercise and fun studio classes for them to do good and feel good

[🥚hayden 🥚 @h_hnd_t]

@patsbat I have no money, but fully prepared to go in on a gym for the girls and the gays with the 0.012 cents I have 🤷🏻‍♀️

[🥚hayden 🥚 @h_hnd_t]

@thereaItupac Tell Roy I said hi and yourself too