🏰🍇: Ormund obviously hates bodily fluids and that includes vaginas fluid of course. So for the first few times (before he discovers he likes the taste) he either has to wash his hands throughout after fingering or he makes wifey lick his fingers clean. (1/2)
Ormund loving oranges but hating the process of peeling them (the pith and juices stick to his hands, the peel gets beneath his nails, he has to pick the seeds out of them) so Gwayne peels them for him instead 🍊
He's so fucking hot. I just want to sit next to him, gently run my hand along his thigh while he smokes and drinks his beer, all the while trying not to drag him off to bed
ormund, when my chambers have long darkened, when i dream fast abed, when i stir to your impatience above me, do the gods guide your hand then? do you think to the warrior as you seize me in wake of your harsh passion? does the maiden of your mind forgive you as eagerly as i do?
eu queria ter um papai 24/7 pra me dizer o que vestir, cuidar da minha alimentação, saúde, me mimar e me foder
que me coloque em disciplina pra viver melhor, eu seria mais feliz
Не могу поверить, что Гвейн говорит тут Дейрону: Тебе придётся сжечь меня и свою нерождённую сестричку, если ты хочешь присоединиться к бою на Тессарион.
Ему Ормунд выдал пособие по манипуляциям детьми?