Henrik Kirk

Adjunct at Aarhus University School of Engineering. Scala enthusiast.

[Henrik Kirk @h_kirk]

Farewell Twitter, welcome Bluesky. Fewer accounts to follow, but hopefully less crap in my feed.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

It’s weird that trump…

- wears a ton of orange makeup
- was fined $355 million for fraud
- brags about acing a cognitive test
- dances like he’s jerking off 2 dudes
- needs 2 hands to drink a glass of water
- is in SO many pictures with Jeffrey Epstein
- is NOT endorsed by his former Vice President
- said there were airports in the Revolutionary War
- is hated by 40 out of 44 former cabinet & staff
- tried to convince people he’s 6’3” and 215 lbs
- can't remember saying he has the best memory
- denied porn star sex, but still paid her $130,000
- is a billionaire, but always asks followers for $
- confused E. Jean Carroll with Marla Maples
- confused Nancy Pelosi with Nikki Haley
- picked a low-energy loser like JD Vance
- constantly talks about Hannibal Lecter
- doesn't know the national anthem
- was convicted on 34 felony counts
- was indicted on 88 felony counts
- doesn't know the Lord's prayer
- tried to Sharpie a hurricane
- wanted to nuke a hurricane
- went bankrupt SIX TIMES
- wanted to buy Greenland
- told over 30,000 lies
- shits on a gold toilet
- tried to hump a flag
- doesn't drive a car
- doesn't have pets
- wears diapers
- cheats at golf
- never laughs

trump is fucking WEIRD.

[Henrik Kirk @h_kirk]

@PeterMAstrup Ja det lyder jo helt fair og slet ikke dumt

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This is something we all should be able to get behind, right?

Biden is calling Supreme Court reforms:

- 18 year term limits on Supreme Court justices. A system where a president would appoint a justice every two years.

- A binding ethics code to require justices to disclose gifts, refrain from public political activity, and recuse themselves from cases in which they or their spouses have financial or other conflicts of interest.

- A constitutional amendment declaring that presidents do not have immunity from criminal prosecution for any crimes committed while in office.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Mike Pence: “President Trump asked me to put him over the Constitution…
I really do believe that anyone who puts themself over the Constitution should never be president of the US.”
(August 2023)

[Henrik Kirk @h_kirk]

@kimschurmann Du lyder sygt uheldig

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore.. In four years, you won’t have to vote again.

[Henrik Kirk @h_kirk]

@PurgaToriDk @GreenDriveTesl1 Tror nu andelen af CEV biler der går i brand er større end EV

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

So, why is the NRA (National Rifle Association) engaging in politics when IRS code 501c explicitly prohibits tax-exempt organizations from doing so?

It’s time for the NRA, the Heritage Foundation AND politically active churches to start paying some taxes.

Who here agrees?

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

@RonFilipkowski #LaughAtTrump

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

@gtconway3d #LaughAtTrump

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

This is pure gold.

I’m starting to think JD Vance is a worse VP pick than Sarah Palin

[Emil Nielsen @emilnielsen]

Landbrugets voldsomme brug af gylle og gødning tager ikke kun livet af vores fjorde. Det ender også i drikkevandet og koster menneskeliv.

Tilmed er omfanget af nitratforurening formentlig højere end vi ved. For den tidligere V-regering fik tilbage i 2017 sløjfet pligten til at indberette nitratindholdet i de små private boringer.

Netop i de små boringer er problemet størst, fordi vandet hentes tæt på overfladen, hvor nitratkoncentrationen er størst.

Ude af øje - ude af sind.

Der er brug for en langt mere håndfast indsats for at beskytte danskernes drikkevand mod landbrugets pesticider og kvælstofforurening.

I første omgang bør regeringen indføre de grundvandsparker på 200.000 hektar, som statsministeren lovede i valgkampen.

De grundvandsdannende arealer er igang med at blive kortlagt. Vi er allerede færdige på Fyn. Og myndighederne er i gang i resten af landet.

Sæt igang! Forbyd kvælstof og godt ovenpå vores drikkevand!

#dkpol #dkgreen

[Brilliant Maps @BrilliantMaps]

Taylor Swift's Jet Use In 2023

[Hr. Nielsen 🇩🇰 Befri Lars Andersen @KarstenTNielsen]

Samme person er på turné med budskab om at folk skal forsøge at udlede mindre co2

Er det ikke fascinerende?

Det som at hører vores kronisk verdens omrejsende @DanJoergensen tale om klima afgifter er nødvendige #dkpol

[Allen Ellison @AllenLEllison]

Let me just park these facts right here. 💙🇺🇸

[Henrik Kirk @h_kirk]

@LarsNunne Kiksekage

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

MAGA doesn’t like you retweeting this.

[Henrik Kirk @h_kirk]

@Beile Fridag for dem der arbejder i weekenden??