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marine family, #momlife

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Hannah Ann’s outfit rn is something I would have worn in 9th grade in 2004 🥴😫 #ytho #TheBachelor @BachelorABC

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#iwastodayyearsold when I found out that Curious George is about a poacher stealing a monkey from the jungle and forcing him to live in captivity in the zoo wtf

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Peter to Madison: WiLl YoU aCcEpT tHiS rOsE

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Peter back at it again with the fake tears @BachelorABC #TheBachelor

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Did Katy Perry steal my great grandmas Afghan and bedazzle it? @AmericanIdol

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My sister just said her contact picture of me is beautiful, because it’s back when I still had life in my eyes before I had kids..... 😭😂 #momlife #imdeadinside

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When it’s only midnight and your kids are taking turns repeatedly waking up screaming 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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@justmalx You would think that people would be smart enough to think the less drugs during pregnancy the better, but based on some thing I’ve read re. smoking while breastfeeding, there haven’t been enough conclusive studies done to know what effect it really has?

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Guilty pleasure after the kids go to bed: @LoveIsland 😂😂😂

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My son saw a video of Madison from @BachelorABC and said “mommy” thinking it was me... ok 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂

[Serious Mom Shit @Seriousmom_shit]

My husband worked from home today with the kids and I got this following text not even an hour after I left:

“Do they usually do stupid stuff all day long or just a small portion of the morning?”

Blessings upon him.

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Has Madison heard of @christianmingle ? #thebachelor

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Victoria F: I’m excited!

Her face:

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Does Hannah Anne have facial expressions ? #confused #TheBachelor @BachelorABC

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@RevUpNutrition Not at all ? 🥴

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Fitness influencer on IG story: HEYYY GUYSSSS just thought I’d hop on here to show you how to make celery juice, omg you guys, wanted to hop on here, guys, celery juice, pre workout, just wanted to hop on hereeeee omg you guysss 😛

Me:

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Leave it to Glen Burnie to have the only @Target not yet updated with a nursing room. What a let down 😭🍼 #punintended #breastfeeding #target #glenburnieprobz #letdown

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**ask what kind I use so I can try to sell you overpriced Shakeology protein.

Disclaimer: I do actually use Beachbody on demand for the workouts but can’t wrap my mind around the pyramid scheme aspect of the “coaches” and Shakeology cult. 🤷🏻‍♀️😐

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Idea: wish they would make a #bachelor for people who are actually struggling to find love, and need help instead of 23 y/o pageant queens looking for media exposure. 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄

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