Heather Wooten

Geeky food-obsessed media-holic.

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

@jdesmondharris I went to an international conference for my first work trip post-Covid in fall 2022. The amount of common trauma in the women around leaving kids for the first time in years! A colleague in Australia with two young kids described lockdown as taking years off her life.

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

@lukespray The trash cans are amazing!!!

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

@KQEDForum @theluketsai @hooleil @oddity_adhiti @alan_chazaro The flaming Cheetos burrito also reminds me of Frito Pie - another amazing mashup!!!

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

@innovation_dj @Dorilikethefish Ahhh! That's shorter than a passport expiration! Can we get 7 years please 😂

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

@caillemillner Even at 5 and kinder admissions this still sucks. Kiddo refused to say a single word first time around.

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

@KQEDForum Are these fungi? I saw them on a recent very wet hike in Redwood Regional Park and none of my Google searching led to any results.

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

@caillemillner 🤣

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

@fineplanner Mine did cat, ball, and book before mama 🤣😭

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

@ananyaUCLA I was furious when that article came out. You're graciously giving them a pass on a few other such characteristics that were over the top patriarchy.

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

Cruella Deville

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Officer Krupke
Jud Fry
Benjamin Stone
Velma Von Tussle
Joseph Smith
Trekkie Monster

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

@DrDesThePlanner Looking forward to it!

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

I thought in this country, votes are presumed innocent until proven guilty 🤔

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

This. #novthx

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

Just want to say #novthx for the group chats and the slacks and all those memes y'all keep making because really that was the only thing that has made the last few days okay.

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

@gloria_bruce Lol, love you G

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

Grateful for the people who are defending the vote, working the polls, calling and texting and donating. I see the labor and the love. #novthx

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

I voted. For her. For Black lives. For trans lives. For immigrants. For healthcare. For the planet. For your grandbabies. ❤️🤍💙 #bidenharris2020 https://t.co/RdsVVlm4wR

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

I voted. For her. For Black lives. For trans lives. For immigrants. For healthcare. For the planet. For your grandbabies. ❤️🤍💙 #bidenharris2020 https://t.co/RdsVVlm4wR

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

I miss @ms_rezai every day. I'm grateful for everything her friendship taught and continues to teach me. Celebrating her memory with the first saffron bloom. #novthx

[Heather Wooten @H_Woot]

Scared to commit to a gratitude practice this Nov but maybe that makes the idea more necessary. So, here goes: my parents came to visit this weekend and Brock and I had two much-needed kid-free days in San Francisco. I cried listening to @SFOpera play for the street. #novthx