Gonna be mom for a minute. Don’t be stupid and drink and drive tonight.
Uber is free tonight. Code is: uberFREENEWYEARS
AAA “tipsy tow” is always free on new year’s. Call 1-800-222-4357
No reason to not utilize either of these free options. Be smart, be safe.
one day, when your skin grows wrinkled and you cannot hide your monstrosity behind filler, facetunes, likes, or filters, you will look into the mirror unable to keep convincing yourself that your beauty is enough to override and mask the atrocities you’ve helped carry out; the children, mothers, men, and people you’ve destroyed; the lush culture you tried to eradicate; the natural world you have demolished. what will you do then? you are an ugly and corrupt human and that is something your spirit will always know to be true—your physical insecurities are merely a marker for the deep seated discomfort of being a vicious and murderous human.
that One account on etsy that has 50 million george gina and lucy bags and vintage diesel and miss sixty and is selling that shit for 200 dollars you will start coughing in 2 days i am enforcing this prayer so fast