haakuna matata 🍃

not your average walnut // ohio u alum • alpha o // @scrippsjschool 🐾 she/her

[haakuna matata 🍃 @haakedbeans]

Estate sales are so much better than garage sales. I don't want to buy the junk you're trying to get rid of, I want to raid the things you DIED with

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@DieselHaak You did not just tweet this 🤨😐

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This is such a grandma response 😭

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Another day gone, another day spent wondering when will Billie Eilish release her Celtic-themed album called "Luck of the Eilish"

[haakuna matata 🍃 @haakedbeans]

6 years ago today I tweeted this, today I sit here reading it on my couch eating cool ranch Doritos. I've come full circle

[haakuna matata 🍃 @haakedbeans]

My heart says gym but my stomach says cool ranch doritos

[haakuna matata 🍃 @haakedbeans]

I just told my fiancé he was being sassy and he said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery I'm wheezing

[silly funny sad boi @Sammarnold1]

Been trying to buy a new car for so long and the prices are not coming down I’m about to fuckin buy this and call it a day

[haakuna matata 🍃 @haakedbeans]

In star wars how do they decide which species are not okay to eat

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All French toast sticks should be middles

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Dave's mom got us a food processor that PEELS AND DICES so now I want to have a gravy potluck where all our friends just bring gravy and we supply a butt ton of mashed potatoes

[haakuna matata 🍃 @haakedbeans]

If you have a safety deposit box I assume you have secrets

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@DieselHaak Hope you remember you tweeted this when I get home in 20 minutes with a mouthful of spit

[haakuna matata 🍃 @haakedbeans]

Hitting the scan on your radio is like the tapas of music

[haakuna matata 🍃 @haakedbeans]

@lizardchrist Highly recommend 👌🏻 if you want to watch later seasons after Netflix lmk I'll send you the link haha

[haakuna matata 🍃 @haakedbeans]

@lizardchrist Omg YES the first 2 seasons are on Netflix, it is beyond dramatic and the judges are so insulting its very fun 😂 its the drama of Love Island combined with the intensity of Cutthroat Kitchen, it is *chefs kiss*

[haakuna matata 🍃 @haakedbeans]

@lizardchrist We've been watching every season of Ink Master from start to finish :// but we may need to break and watch season 2 of locke and key lmao

[haakuna matata 🍃 @haakedbeans]

@lizardchrist Locke and key is so good!! We havent watched season 2 yet and I cry bc its spooky but its SO good

[haakuna matata 🍃 @haakedbeans]

Dave and I are watching every season of Ink Master and I am PHYSICALLY HEATED over cleen rock one's season 7 I'm going to be ill

[꧁•⊹٭𝙾𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝙴𝚢𝚎𝚜٭⊹•꧂ @DreaVegas]

PSA for everyone

[Nick Nemeroff @nicknemeroff]

Credit score should go up if you are buying cool things

[Dayton Writers Movement presents @dwmPresents]

It's that time of year. We need your help. We're up for several Audio Verse Awards for our shows The Hidden People and Catharsis. If you can spend some time to vote for our indie audio dramas, we would be eternally grateful! https://t.co/Hs2VgFrXer