Hannah

gum would be perfection she/her

[Hannah @haangran]

“When you find your passion, it saves you.”

[ellie 🪐 @eleanorbate]

if only there was an entire album taylor swift wrote by herself when she was 19 years old so people would stop talking shit about her songwriting ability oh wait

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for talking about Bruno?

[Hannah @haangran]

@cindyfeagan Grade 10 girl why did you keep this

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

I love how Dolly Parton’s “why’d you come in here lookin like that” is about a cowboy who’s so hot it’s infuriating

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

stOP THAT

[Hannah @haangran]

@marykate911 Yes but it didn’t work out for me that way

[Bobby @bobbyberk]

Remember…
Broken crayons can still color.

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

The perfect pant doesn’t ex-

[cella 🤌 @mikeVcella]

the CDC says it's not omicron unless it comes from the Omicrônne region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling covid

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Dolly Parton as thread.

A thread.

[Hannah @haangran]

Crying over @OfficialBlueyTV Baby Race. It’s only the 3rd time I’m watching it…

[Hannah @haangran]

I hate it here #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Hannah @haangran]

Why do people wear shoes in their house and WHY KEEP WEARING THEM WHEN YOU LIE IN YOUR BED

[avi steinbach @Muscles__McGee]

*me to a close lifelong friend*: how’s your job and also what is it

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

Will i understand Dune if i haven’t seen a shit ton of sand before

[Hannah @haangran]

@TheBiggScreen Nope 😟

[Hannah @haangran]

@tatartweet Bite your tongue