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12.6 RPM (Retweets per minute)
(I retweet 90% of things on my timeline, so be warned lol.)

[léon 🌶️ @sontse___]

post martinaise, a few months sober #discoelysium #harrydubois

[Queso ＞_＜☭🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🐔🦕 @QVXSX_64]

day 4

[MaliciousTorturer789 @kakobunny]

Things to say to someone with 𝐎𝐂𝐃

You are a 𝗽𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲.

Is the 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 locked?

They are 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.

The 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗻 is on.

Sell me this 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝘂𝗹𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻.

Now replace “the” with “get money”

[abbs @franchelszier]

young nurse came in, very clearly gay and she’s beautiful. anyways she starts feeling my arms to try draw blood and she goes “you’re shivering” and i deadass say “nah that’s just your effect on me” and she BLUSHES…. oh i need to die

[Ed @EdGoonwoman]

I'm fucking crying bro Leon looks like he's from a porn parody
Do they go to raccoon titty in this one

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Accidentally rolling my dinner dice instead of my regular d6s when casting a fireball and dealing 8 chinese damage to the group of bandits I was targeting

[Tifa Lockhart (OFFICIAL)| 🍉 @tifa_ff7_real]

just checked the location of this account

[Acacia Asími(ΑΣΉΜΙ)⛩𓂀 @AbrahamVHelsin1]

This guy designed this suit because he believed hibernating bears had a hormone that could be extracted to put humans in a stasis/hibernation for space travel. He wanted to sneak into a hibernating bear cave & extract hormones from a sleeping bear

[coconutrum @pipisGpipis]

oh my fod this actually startled me

[fagrafinya 🔻🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔻 @BiLeapForward]

pakistan is a bullshit factory that needs to be studied

[Rabbit Thrice Neck Split⚠harpy×STARVING!⚠holliday? @wisper___thirty]

go to planned parenthood appt: "hey I think the needles you guys are giving me to draw with are too big coring my vials" provider basically goes "uhhh that doesnt happen" OK. lol We're endocrinologists honey we TORTURE transsexuals in the hopes they'll kill themselves

[ender ✧ (working on comms againnn) @theenderestman]

me tuning into Trump TV to see this playing on loop

[nick @herbieblunt]

turn on the wii it doesn’t matter which channel

[Negruzco @NegruzcoPlus]

Tcap was cancelled cause Chris went to a predators house instead of doing the sting and the guy blew his head off.
The movie will go into how Chris cared more about the fame than actually catching pedos but low iq cattle will call you a jewish pedo defender for pointing this out

[S @even_steven8tht]

I don’t think there’s a statement that better captures the conservative world view

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[spungus² 🏳️‍⚧️ @pikminfiend72]

is Shattered Ed Sheeran like his fnaf withered equivalent

[Daisy 🌸 @DaisyBareNaked]

It’s been nuts to watch a facist government install every classic facist technique in the playbook all while people try and look at you in the eyes and say “Trump isn’t a facist”

[Socialist With SE Asian Diaspora Characteristics @diaspora_red]

All the other Kirks with the pumped up Kirks better run faster than that bullet

[💥LilaDazed!💥 @Chickenbone213]

My eyes widened like a deer in headlights