Jazmin

Idc 🤫 #livefast

[Jazmin @haaz_mean]

@nowthisnews Ohhhh get it debrah! I fucking hate tik tok

[Jazmin @haaz_mean]

@3hr00am @Benz_0hh

[Mercedes Franco @Benz_0hh]

Jaz: You have authority issues huh?
Me: Yeah definitely
Jaz: Yeah I can tell
Me: Why do you think you can do whatever you want to me in bed?
Jaz: So you can be a bitch the rest of the time?
Me: Exactly!
Jaz: I fucking hate you
We both died. I love us lol 🥰 @haaz_mean

[Jazmin @haaz_mean]

@LordVaperPens do you guys fuck all your customers orders up & then steal from them or did I just get really lucky?

[WeslySupreme @weslyinfinity]

plan b inside the uterus

[Jazmin @haaz_mean]

Telling an old person ur gay is such a trip. They start naming every gay person they’ve ever met. Like “yes nana, I know there’s others.”

[Jazmin @haaz_mean]

@Wendys brought spicy nuggets back & I am honestly so excited for life rn.

[G-ZUZ 🦄🦂 @JesusIs_Me]

My nieces chicken tried to make a run for it today and got caught 😂

[Jazmin @haaz_mean]

Ever burned already burned skin? #cheflife

[Jazmin @haaz_mean]

@Cedes_lovee Gayyyyyy

[Jazmin @haaz_mean]

Anyone else’s boss make them feel like it’s their fault when they’re sick or is it just mine lol

[Jazmin @haaz_mean]

@sachieTV This was honestly the hardest thing I’ve ever done, my dog moves toooo friggen much. #bailey

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

You can smoke weed and still be a good person. Fuck your assumptions.

[Jazmin @haaz_mean]

@TheGreenDailyy $5

[Jazmin @haaz_mean]

Every time I walk into a public bathroom & I see piss on the toilet seat, I lose a little more hope for humanity. 🤦‍♀️

[Jazmin @haaz_mean]

@YourDarlingDani @Cedes_lovee Ayyye we miss you ma 💘