coffee&cats

New grad Hospitalist PA-C | my cat is my everything. | massive houseplant hoe | INFJ |#medtwitter #girlmedtwitter

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Just wear your goddamn seat belt.

[coffee&cats @habbagepatchkid]

I'd rather be hibernating right now.

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I'd rather be hibernating rn.

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"I just spent the last hour using sugar to get someones bowels back inside their body." -a sentence I never thought I'd say.

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@sarahbellumPA Oh my god thats absolutely terrifying and not ok. Please do what you need for your safety. No social media is worth your peace of mind, safety and happiness.

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I went to a lowes to look for some metal trashcans and they are selling them for $150. Fuck me for thinking I could afford a TRASH CAN.

[coffee&cats @habbagepatchkid]

Me: Labyrinth felt unnecessarily sexual...
Max: That's cause of David Bowie.

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Just one of those days where you have to come home and cry it out.

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I'd like to say the rest of the day got better but it did not.

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Walk into work on day 1 to unexpected Meditech downtime and no freaking idea what to do.

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What kind of anxiety is the one that makes you fixate on researching keychain multitools?

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Administration is pushing so hard for discharges this week cause our census is high, but maybe look into other reasons for a high census such as unnecessary admissions, and our very high readmission rate because we are discharging people too soon? Just some thoughts...

[coffee&cats @habbagepatchkid]

The only two things I got from PA school is crushing debt and hemorrhoids.

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I wish I could love anything as much as my cat loves her sun.

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The heaviness of human evil is feeling very heavy on me today.

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@candid_kitten

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Did I buy a new journal despite having 5 empty unused journals? Yes.

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Why is it that as soon as I tell someone my plan to start working out, I lose all motivation and stop? Like I do best in secret... ?

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I've only been a practicing PA since April 2021 and I'm just so absolutely burned out. I'm scared things won't be better at my new position that starts end of Sept.

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What's more American than mass shooting at 4th of July festivities? (This is sarcasm.)