Jason

@habcous

Austin, TX

Joined July 2008

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347 Followers

4.4K Posts

habcous retweeted

about 2 years ago

Steve Harvey: the category is “what you don’t want your eunuch doing.” Emperor Qin Shi Huang: After much reflection, Mr. Harvey, the fortunes point me to “scheming.” Steve Harvey: show me “scheming”! (Buzzer dings, first tile flips over, Harvey and audience start going crazy)

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about 2 years ago

@recklessrapid I'm gonna need you to say the k-word

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about 2 years ago

@smdalbrig Lol fucking yikes

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about 2 years ago

@dolonpls Real Gs move in silence

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Nancy Cartwright

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@nancycartwright

Actress, writer, producer, and voice actor best known as the voice of Bart Simpson and dozens of other animated characters.

over 2 years ago

@smdalbrig I can't in good faith recommend Jizzlobber or Crack Hitler to your 9th grader (although I'd have loved that shit)

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over 2 years ago

@smdalbrig The non singles on, say, Angel Dust are certainly something

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over 2 years ago

@smdalbrig Duh, Mom that's the most iconic track on The Real Thing (1989)

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over 2 years ago

@smdalbrig @AngryBlackLady Steph, this is amazing

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over 2 years ago

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over 2 years ago

@nattydelightful Still looks pretty good to me

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over 2 years ago

Married!

ʙobb x ʜa: 𝕒 𝕗𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 @b6421

over 2 years ago · Central East Austin

so that happened… @nattydelightful #SaidYesToTheHess, and she & @habcous did the darn thing. https://t.co/95d8DcKDYn (at Justine's Secret House in Austin, TX) https://t.co/aTT9DbYSD5

b6421's tweet photo. so that happened… @nattydelightful #SaidYesToTheHess, and she & @habcous did the darn thing. https://t.co/95d8DcKDYn (at Justine's Secret House in Austin, TX) https://t.co/aTT9DbYSD5 https://t.co/xznmT5Caje

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over 2 years ago

@recklessrapid @OQL_1 Excel skills however? Rocket ship to the moon

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over 2 years ago

@nattydelightful It's not gonna stay cold

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habcous retweeted

Natasha @nattydelightful

over 2 years ago

Something oddly beautiful about getting our marriage license from a county clerk dressed as the Corpse Bride.

nattydelightful's tweet photo. Something oddly beautiful about getting our marriage license from a county clerk dressed as the Corpse Bride. https://t.co/L3Xuu6zrdi

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habcous retweeted

Natasha @nattydelightful

almost 3 years ago

Watching #UniversityChallenge with Jason and he suddenly screams in pain. Me: What happened?! Are you ok? Jason: I have art pain. Me: <scanning his body for blood> What? What’s art pain? Jason: They just asked an art question I don’t know. 🤦🏻‍♀️ my fault for marrying a nerd

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almost 3 years ago

@wokkax3 What a handsome fellow!

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almost 3 years ago

@wokkax3 Broker's?

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almost 3 years ago

@AaronLevine_ Come on, just a friendly backyard tussle!

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almost 3 years ago

@brianstelter @loudmouthjulia In case you're interested in a live format, this is incredibly fun (and challenging) https://t.co/18UwYuq8ep

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about 3 years ago

@rufusgrapefruit It's a lot better than the Blood Beridofhim abomination I was wrestling with

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