Haben Gherezgiher

Private life! Public opinions!

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@UtdFaithfuls The only thing this side is good at is lowering expectations every single week.

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@john322226 Thank you Fabregas for telling your players to stop scoring against Manchester United. I thought you were joking until today

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@xianghu73574129 True. And the bills don't care how enlightened you become.

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@amorxo333 Always keep one chaotic friend. They’re the only ones who make bad decisions look like a good time.

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@_provisionalll The ability to ignore a text and feel zero guilt.

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@maiiunreveled Quiet quitting was just the warm-up. Quiet exiting is the main event.

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@ML_Philosophy I didn’t stop. I just started charging now. Personal growth.

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@manicdreadhead It’s just me, my 30 followers, and the algorithm pretending it doesn’t know I exist.

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@YukiLunarq Yeah… it’s called “it depends”

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My body is declining at the same rate as United’s midfield.
We’re both past our peak and still somehow still going.
#ManUnited #GettingOld #Relatable

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The worst part about turning 30 isn’t the age.
It’s realising my back has opinions now.
#GettingOld #30s #BackPain

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The only thing growing at this company is my desire to leave.
#QuietQuitting #WorkLife #CorporateLife

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“We’re a team”
Until it’s time to take the blame.
Then suddenly I’m a solo artist.
#IHateMyJob #OfficePolitics #WorkHumor

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My job is 10% actual work and 90% pretending I’m okay with how things are run.
Oscar-worthy performance daily.
#EmployeeLife #WorkplaceHumor #Burnout

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My productivity peaks between 10:47 and 10:53.
The rest is just survival.
#EmployeeLife #WorkFromHome #Relatable

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My playlist has more personality than most people I know.
#MusicTwitter #Playlist #NowPlaying

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The code was working perfectly… until I touched it.
#DevLife #CodingHumor #Programming

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Watching United on a Sunday is my weekly reminder that hope is a dangerous thing.
Still showing up though.
#GGMU #FootballTwitter #RedDevils

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“I’ll be there in 5 minutes” = anywhere between 20 minutes and next week.
It’s a cultural feature, not a bug.
#Eritrea #AfricanTwitter #Culture