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All opinions belong to my employer and you should hold them responsible if I've offended you online. A proud Marijuani man living on Gullible Gullible land.

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@Brocklesnitch Tweet by Bec Shaw, Writer, ABC 🙃

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@MyFirstCousin That’s because Twitter is not the real world. You probably block people who disagree with you so that you live in an online nirvana.

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@AshPolitik Why won't anyone from ALP say that they are trying to lower the price of housing in Australia? That is their actual with these policies, right?

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@boganintel We need a return to decency.

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@Markyles Or imagine this scenario, if you can. You spend $785 billion in 2025-26... could we possibly bring this down to $780 billion? You know, like a normal household budget would. Does your wife do the finances in your home or something?

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@friendlyjordies Before this comment, there were 8 comments and 16 likes. I opened this tweet to see the public sentiment on one of your posts that wasn't ratioed into oblivion. None of the 8 existing comments support you at all. Hopefully the 16 likes translates into bums on seats at your show.

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@friendlyjordies I recommend that nobody at all copies and pastes this video into an AI model and ask if it is misleading, and why. I definitely don't recommend anybody taking any past random jordies vids doing the same to see if there is a pattern of bias. And DEFINATELY don't ask for the truth.

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@AshPolitik Hey Mop Head, what do you think Albo's negative gearing overhaul is aimed to do? It's literally aimed at lowering the house prices in Australia but do you think you'll ever hear ALP say that? No, just confusing word salad implying it if you can actually connect the dots.

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@BilsonhBilson It's as if your algorithm, like everyone, is filled with people you agree with. Why? You block dissenting voices that you have no interest in hearing. Twitter is not the real world, Heather. The people you block vote too.

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@friendlyjordies Jordies I actually agree with you. Have a chat with your handlers and ask if you can start saying plainly what it actually is: Labor wants to lower the cost of houses in Australia. Somehow they are immune to saying it, but that doesn’t track b/c every ALP voter wants this right?

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@blowingtom2 Posted without comment

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@aaronsmith Relentless incompetence is what brought us to #auspol 2026, actually. What can you see in Labor that we clearly can't? Surely not relentless competence?

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@MarkOgge They were brought up in the school of 'fuck around and find out'. And probably compared them to other genocides and ran the numbers. What happened in your childhood that made you such an impotent and incurious adult?

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@GregMarSci The policies are clearly outlined. Have you not read them, Greg? Every gripe you mentioned is actually addressed.

In fact, can you read both of these pages and tell me which gives a clearer picture?

https://t.co/wkekhIV63U

https://t.co/lN9uopRJ4t

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@SandraEckersley Can you point to your best piece of writing so I have a basis for comparison? Just want to make sure I know the playing field before I start pointing things out for you.

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@BenPennings I don't think anyone sends their kids to Marist Brothers expecting them to become elite. Adjust your expectations, Ben.

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@Cassandrasl99 They are free to report on it and make it front page news... it's the media. A better question to ask would be why are they not doing that? And that's once you get past the obvious fact that they assumed they were welcome at a private event just because a politician was attending

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@TheKennyDevine References cited? Normally you love references!

Or is this just the sentiment of your 'for you' page, Kenny?

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@Ben_Davison1 This is not you having a whine about it, is it? How embarrassing.

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