aged eggnog

This only exists so I can follow food and anarchists.

[bettas @bxtoniii]

pqp o maluco vai pegar pneumoultramicroscopicossilicovulcanoconiose

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Reporting isn't tweeting. I didn't say a single thing about Steve Ballmer for more than 4 years on this platform until we were ready to publish Part I in Sept. 2025

[Alvaro Bedoya @BedoyaUSA]

This is embarrassing. Three of the state's most important labor unions oppose the merger (WGAW, Teamsters & now SAG-AFTRA), rank and file members of other unions that have not publicly opposed (e.g. IATSE locals) are livid... Paramount is on its back foot, having lost its effort to block the TRO... and Becerra is parroting the talking points of David Ellison who is at this very moment threatening to leave the state if he doesn't get a favorable settlement in 90 days. What is going on here?

[Robbie "the ice 🧊🥶" Goodwin @robbiegoodwin]

Russell Westbank

[Beaner Sigel @AndreMartel]

Wait until I tell you about a little place called Whittier, CA. 😭

[KylesPicks @_KylesPicks_]

It was at that moment the baseball gods took away Cal’s ability to hit

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

They are going to enshittify every single aspect of baseball — through gambling, private equity, AI slop, and god only knows what else — until there is nothing left. And you want to kneecap the players union, the only thing standing between them and total control over MLB

[𝙔ᴰᴰ🦇 @Utd_Y14]

Finished rewatching X-Men First Class special movie so so good forever disappointed that we didn’t get the 2nd movie that would’ve led to DOFP as final in the trilogy instead of apocalypse’s dog ass, would’ve actually liked to have seen that current crop of xmen get some screen time.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Expected this to be a joke post and then @NYCMayor swoops in with a solution….I love him‼️

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Caleb truly is the voice of our generation

[mel @memegodmel]

To the unfat eye…

[I Hate Sophie Cunningham and NaLyssa Smith @TrapNebula]

Nigga we got Cameron Brink

[🍀૮꒰ • ༝ •˶꒱ა ᯓ★ @420crimewave]

Everyone’s mad at her but she’s real and I would follow her into a battlefield.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

in roughly 15 years I’m going to switch my professional focus to giving therapy to kids whose parents raised them with AI and I’m going to make enough money to buy San Francisco

[clara the urbanist @SlopHq]

your commuter rail runs every 90 minutes, doesn't run sundays, and stops at 9pm, and then the agency publishes a study concluding demand is low. yeah. i've also found that my oven bakes very few cakes when i don't turn it on.

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

six years spent defending the dodgers and fighting about the salary cap on the internet and this is what they do

[PhillyCaralho @CaralhoPhilly]

Liberal zionism is dead. This is the logical end point for most of them. You either drop the liberal or you drop the zionism but you can't hold onto both while defending genocidal fascists on the other side of the world. They sacrifice everything else to prop up these Nazis.

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

me, watching: “how the hell could the governor of rhode island’s google calendar be at all relevant to kawhi’s cap circumvention scandal”

*30 seconds later*

me: oh my god

[Breakfast Presley @Elmo_Oxygen]

padme HUSSEIN amidala