Jack Hambrose

New day, same sweatpants

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Ditch the bubble screen obsession, Nick. The next time it works will also be the first

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Cooper DeJean: 6′0″, 198 lbs
Derrick Henry: 6′3″, 247 lbs

WHAT A STOP FROM THE ROOKIE

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There’s a non-zero chance that Saquon Barkley is the best football player of all time and we have no idea because the Giants’ last 6 offensive lines were staffed by grocery store clerks and substitute teachers #PHIvsLA #GoBirds

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Who can we offer as a blood sacrifice at halftime? Who CAN’T we offer as a blood sacrifice at halftime? #PHIvsTB

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I have seen some bad Eagles losses, but this one was special

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@EliotShorrParks Hey Eliot, respectfully, go away

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Kansas BAILED OUT by the stripes

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Jack Gohlke, hottest name on the insurance brokerage circuit?

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Jason Kelce ➡️ Saquon’s quads

A succession plan Waystar Royco could only dream of

#FlyEaglesFly

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@cozzixbt @FinanceFixer @heart_ Meth Gaetz

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@PHLEaglesNation Cary Williams was awful pretty awful

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The coaches and the quarterback were bailed out by the refs and opposition at every turn. Get me to the postseason #NYGvsPHI

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I don’t know who that falls on. You have plenty of timeouts and can get chunk yardage across the middle and have a kicker who nails 55+ yarders with his eyes closed. What a bad job, by everyone.

I hope Bradberry has the paper bags at home

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@PHLEaglesNation @mrstar01 Slay wasn’t the problem last night

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Let’s play the corners 9 yards off the LOS to prevent big plays

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Three games in thirteen days

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How on earth could anyone doubt Jalen Hurts?

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Absolutely love when the referees give the home team a free timeout to regroup and disrupt all the momentum of the team trying to mount a comeback

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Pretty incredible what a defense can do when they show different fronts and make the quarterback worry about pressure. The NFC champs should take notes

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Refs cranking the pepper mill on this game and waited for Dallas to say ‘when’