Jack Hansen

Finally deleted my burner- back on twitter dot com

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

@BillSimmons Drake Mayday!

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Frank Ragnow failed his physical and will not play this season for the Lions.

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

He’s 1-6 now

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

Lamar 1-4

[Jack Settleman @jacksettleman]

The chiefs aren’t a good football team.

Mahomes is not the best QB in the world rn.

Hasn’t been for a little now.

Them going to the Super Bowl last year is maybe the most impressive feat of the dynasty

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

Love my cat and i’s daily ritual of meeting at the litter box in the basement so she can shit immediately post-scoop. We’re a team

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

Save for the next time you have too much to drink at a company function

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

Started my day at Scheels then straight to Cava for lunch -living American dream

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

Sorry buddy- wrong again. Go back to madden breakdowns

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

That’s a first down.

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

This guy is so annoying- crafted 20+ tweets about the refs today

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

They need to BLAST him next time at least make it worth the 15

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

Hilarious block call there on the AJ Storr drive

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

Why are we kneeling in the pop tarts bowl

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

@DanBilzerian This guy fucking sucks

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

@KingJames See ya LeBron have a good holiday season

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

@hapnur @NephroP Nerd

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

@hapnur Feeble and a let down again and again

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

Is the brand new HC going to tell us he’s cheeks?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Panthers HC Dave Canales said QB Bryce Young is “doing fantastic” in Carolina’s new offense.

Story via @DNewtonespn:

https://t.co/kdwHW871mj

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

New recommended communities for me- thanks @elonmusk you went 1 for 2

[Jack Hansen @hack_jansen]

Folks. We’ve got a boat race on our hands in KC. Roll clones