Zach Hackman

Well, she’s married to the muffin man. The muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

@Kelsey00Weber Wrong-o

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

Front right stove burner til the day I die

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

You had the opportunity to use the word “snort” not once, but TWICE

[KFDM News @kfdmnews]

DEVELOPING: Feral hogs take over Southeast Texas neighborhood and cause all sorts of problems in a short period of time.

https://t.co/zlO1prpQmo

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

@austinknous9 Gary, IN

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@austintanner15

[pevin purant @connerhess_]

Now all of China knows you’re here

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

@austinknous9 Dude, you have a cat

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

@h_robbss Would have zero shame pushing kids out of the way for tickets

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

If they ever make a crossover Dr. Suess movie with Mike Myers as the Cat in the Hat and Jim Carrey as the Grinch I’d absolutely lose my shit

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

So I was reading a Farmers’ Alamanac naturally, and October has two full moons this year. On the 1st and the 31st. Spooky start to finish. I might actually turn into a pumpkin.

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

Trying to pick a good Venmo profile pic because ya know ... ~sex sells~

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

We’re very fortunate to have someone like @DrPickle13 in Adams county making these difficult yet smart decisions that many of us couldn’t. He’s continued to provide us with safe and logical advice to help keep our community out of harms way. Thank you Mike!

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

@austinknous9 @mason_averill I’ll bring the bear repellent

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

@underdawg2399 Don’t know about swimming, but there’s a place that offers open lap 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨 off Coliseum

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

I’m tired of the games. I need answers.

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

@_justynaa Don’t get me wrong, I like them both on their own. But I also like salsa and ice cream and you don’t see me combining both of them.

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

I would like to make a citizens arrest

[Zach Hackman @HackDaddio]

I haven’t really known what to say the past few days other than that Connor, Trevor, & Jordan were so loved by so many. I’ll never forget your contagious happiness and always remember the great times we shared. Lotta hugs lately but I’m saving three big ones for down the road. ❤️