Hack for Satan

@hfs_belphegor @hfs_beelzebub @hfs_dagon @hfs_abraxis

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Badges are dumb. We’re making sex toys now.

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Dope shit

[Matt @503physSec]

@hackforsatan new addition to my every day carry list.

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@ping_of_death_ @yawg We’d love to fill all your holes.

[yawg @yawg]

@hackforsatan this came today and it was far better than I expected

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@n0ty3p That’s not us. Though it is pretty. @sqearlsalazar is the artist behind these

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@yawg Absolutely 🤘🏼

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@nfFrenchie #1337hacker

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Coming soon. #notadildo #yet

[Beelzebub @hfs_beelzebub]

CAN YOU FIND THEM ALL?!?!?! #defcon #badgelife #badgeart #puzzlemaster #scavengerhunt #hackerchallenge #mightbeadildo @hackforsatan

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Actually...We'll finish the badge then pivot to sex toys. We spent all your shirt money on a hotel room and various stimulants to wrap this up in one final sprint.

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@MSAdministrator @sysaaron Gaiters shipped separately from shirts. We have just one dude hand screen printing shirts for us and mailing all orders, and USPS has delays as well right now...

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@apiary That’s us, our car wash boy

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Shirts are done. Might do another run after badge is finished. For real tho, legit got this dude from the car wash hand screenprinting these ad hoc for lottery tickets; plus Trump/Covid are rawdogging USPS rn...so like maybe don't trash your whole hot topic wardrobe too soon

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Badge update: shits all fucked still. We ARE still working on dope shit for you though. Really. In the meantime we have made merch available again over at https://t.co/NxqfY8Q1QZ

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@rx_nuc @firesparkcons Nah for real tho we try to troubleshoot or replace fucked boards when possible. DM us

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@rx_nuc @firesparkcons That does suck. Sell it on eBay but don’t tell anyone it’s fucked

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@Blakhal0 @BanhammersWrath Let’s find out

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@MSAdministrator @hfs_abraxis Yeah that’s our bad, shit is taking longer than expected to finalize

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Hope to have some fun news for y'all next week. Until then, how about some bible study? Here is "The Story of Abraham,” written, performed, and animated by our very own @hfs_abraxis