Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all. I will return someday — you can take that to the bank. Except I wouldn't right away because the check will bounce. If you've been wondering where I've been, I'm setting my house in perfect order before I criticize the world.
@JarJarAbramss In development hell. I've been trying to resurrect it using melted Rose Tico toys, scraps of George Lucas' worn out shirts, and the ashes of Walt Disney. So far all I've managed to do is open a portal to the netherworld of the Force. The abyss stared back at me. We had a moment.
Why is The Last Jedi trending on the twatters? What is this, 2017? Have I fallen into a time warp so I have more time to finish my review of The Rise of Skywalker before the world ends?
Is time going faster or am I just getting slower? If time is money, I think I might need to file for bankruptcy. How the fuck is it already half way through 2022? Will I still get half credit if I turn the review in by 2024?
To reduce targeted dislike attacks & their impact on creators (esp on smaller creators), you’ll no longer see a public dislike *count* on YouTube starting today (the dislike button is staying).
This comes after lots of research, testing & consideration → https://t.co/mJWDJSSRoG