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I make things look pretty for a living | she/her

[jackie @hackiesakie]

Gets promotion at work 😄

Spends the money I got in my promotion on weekly therapy to deal with this job 🙃

[Steve “Dangle” Glynn @Steve_Dangle]

Keefe’s quote about manipulating officials is bang-on.

Matthews, with both gloves on, is holding THREE sticks. Man is literally cleaning up.

Stamkos, glove off, starts punching the guy cleaning up while MID-CONVERSATION with the officials. Both get five for fighting. Hilarious.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Connor Bedard is a different animal https://t.co/ea4LdItb99

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Andrew Tate with the super last minute entry for the biggest self-inflicted L of 2022

[jackie @hackiesakie]

@xxerinj Same I cry everytime my work chat goes off 😂

[jackie @hackiesakie]

I really really really really really really really hate my new job. Single-handedly the worst job I’ve ever had and it’s only been a month. 😀

[Matt Novak @paleofuture]

A billionaire losing a “do you like me” poll on a service he paid $44 billion for is just an objectively funny way for this whole thing to end

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

The @NJDevils have had THREE goals called off tonight. 😳

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

paid verification only lasted 48 hours, but what a 48 hours they were

[FREDDIE DREDD @FreddieDredd]

every time i sit on a heated chair i be panicking thinking i shit myself every 2 minutes

[Pat Dubois @patdubois]

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

Bon jovi, Prime Minister! C’est la Doug Ford. Ree gaurdez, je calling about les healthcare dinero. Mon prahvance needez beaucoup fromage pour more beds pour la hohpeetall, ca vah? Ohsee je practice French pour la politics federal. Okay, je must depart. Je must crush unions. Ciao!

[Marilyn @dietcokegirI]

Dude at Starbucks just left the crowded store and went “Bye everyone,” and every single person in that store said goodbye I literally just met the main character

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

The cool thing about writing for Disney channel is I got to write for every show. Here is one of my scripts I wrote for Hannah Montana in 2006 that didn’t get to air.

[gracie @qrracie]

Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

My houseplants watching me put water in the espresso machine