Pro tip if you’re mad at George Russell:
- Order one (1) Russells t-shirt from the HBO shop https://t.co/Ws1COQ346M
- Order a burger, make sure there’s ketchup
- Eat burger, accidentally drop ketchup on George’s face and pretend he’s been shot again
I want George’s midlife crisis to be so cringe that Bertha is no longer attracted to him. I want the copper sulphate in his stupid mines to look at her and be like “wow, that bitch is dry.”
(I don’t know if the mines contain copper sulphate, I just googled ‘anhydrous substance’)