Hackney Umpires CC

The official twitter account of Hackney Umpires Cricket Club. Don't bother with the unofficial one it's really crap.

All tweets are official club policy.

[Hackney Umpires CC @hackneyumpires]

...but the group chat has sparked into life with outrage (and peaceful actions) at the idea far right protesters are planning to assemble in Hackney, Waltham Forest and elsewhere in London.

Am very proud of the team. Crap at being cricketers. Good at being humans.
#uptheumpires

[Hackney Umpires CC @hackneyumpires]

The HUCC 2024 season has been a shambles. The sound of tumbleweed on the team WhatsApp group has been deafening each time I've tried to raise a team...
🧵 👇

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[Hackney Umpires CC @hackneyumpires]

Valiant effort by the Umpires. Posted a low total of 113 with Simon and Prav starring. Manny and Simon took wickets and we got them 5 down but not to be. Anton in A&E with a split finger gets the Jim Grice bravery award

[Hackney Umpires CC @hackneyumpires]

Hackney Umpires v Brixton Barbarians today

Last year we chased 220 in 35 overs to win 🤯

In 2021 we posted 103 and defended it 🤯

What outrageous fortune awaits today? We have 8 maybe 9 players so any kind of win will be 🤯 get in touch if you're in South London and fancy it

[Hackney Umpires CC @hackneyumpires]

https://t.co/w6AeXui869

For live coverage

[Ightham Cricket Club @IghthamCC]

If anyone in the vague region of kent fancies a game tomorrow, our spinner tried to go for a jog and his leg fell off.

You don't need to be a spinner, because he isn't. Just need to be less fucked than he is. No match fees and the skipper will buy you 10 beers

[Hackney Umpires CC @hackneyumpires]

@mkob100 HUCC 102 all out
Fairly inevitable
We will take the positives out of the game once we've worked out what they are

[Hackney Umpires CC @hackneyumpires]

Hackney Umpires lose the toss and are sent out to burn in the sun 🔥

[Hackney Umpires CC @hackneyumpires]

@mkob100 Homerton declare at 302-4. We are somewhat dishevelled.

[Hackney Umpires CC @hackneyumpires]

Morning. 😀 Did you wake up wondering what to do today?

Maybe the answer is come and play cricket for us against Homerton in Hackney. Get in touch if interested we'd love to have you
#Cricket #londoncricket #hackney #thingstodoinlondon #uptheumpires

[Hackney Umpires CC @hackneyumpires]

@IghthamCC Or in Hackney?

[Hackney Umpires CC @hackneyumpires]

Hey #cricketfamily shout out for anyone in London looking to play cricket on Sunday. We are poor/very poor standard with occasional good rising more slowly.

Why not join us on Sunday as we take on Homerton in Hackney. RTs appreciated. Get in touch if interested.
#uptheumpires

[Ightham Cricket Club @IghthamCC]

We are looking for new players. If you are
* new to the game
* returning to the game
Or looking for
* occasional/regular friendly matches
* weekly league cricket
* annual golf trip
* indoor cricket
* weekly nets
* drinking buddies

We might be the right fit

[email protected]

[Kent Ramblas @kent_ramblas_cc]

We're a couple of players short for our home game in West Wickham this Sunday. We're a friendly social side, please get in touch if you fancy a game. https://t.co/cClWTKrvg4

[Ightham Cricket Club @IghthamCC]

We are recruiting!
In particular we're looking for those that want to be a big fish in a small pond, those that want to be a normal sized fish in a small pond and those that are in no way a fish.
Join us for a net this wednseday, league games saturdays and friendlies on sundays.

[Hackney Umpires CC @hackneyumpires]

@HaringeyLibCC @hackneylibs @isa_brella @mayorofhackney @ideastores @NewhamLibraries This golden ticket, is it only available in the afternoons?
#askingforafriend

[Maytree Respite Centre @MaytreeRespite]

If you or someone you know feels like they need to talk to someone, please make sure you reach out to the below organisations ....

If you are feeling suicidal, please make sure you call your local crisis team or 999 or go straight to A & E..... ❤️