hackyandbird

A Hackysack that makes terrible memes. A Bird who writes bad poetry. Two friends with an awful comic

Just trying to entertain anyone

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Our terrible comic!

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Absolute legend.

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Me every day until next week

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Never had much interest in Twitter, until it caught on fire and started banning people. Pretty excited to do our best to get thrown out of here.

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I was told to use Twitter like a journal but I figured 2022 was depressing enough.

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I remember growing up you were charged an insane amount of money by cable companies to see all the content you didn't need, and had to wait weekly for releases. It's weird that streaming fixed that issue, only to go right back to it.

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Me constantly checking if there's ghosts behind me when I get up to use the bathroom.

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People say that you have to stick to your niche to be successful, but I'm easily distracted and just want to take naps.

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The last couple years have been a really tough decade.

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If gas prices go any higher, then I will continue to cry in my car on my way to work.

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Check out hackyandbird's video! #TikTok https://t.co/sJCMILOdfC

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@Deebeegeek26 That's just depressing.

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@colinsmoke Okay, I laughed.

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It'll cost you $0.00 to Retweet my art 🙏 @Cristiano

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Do you ever have a good day... but then halfway through it you accidentally think about Wall-e for like a split second? There is no recovering from that.

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Just thinking about how some people don't have jobs and are struggling. Meanwhile, Netflix is paying people who suggest they add commercials.

#Netflix

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What am I supposed to do if I get arrested in 2022 and get one phonecall? There's a better chance of me being able to seduce a squad car before remembering an entire phone number.

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Who do we ask?

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Can we all just take a moment to talk about dinosaurs?

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People should wear name tags with their favorite dinosaur on it so I can argue with them about why mine is better.

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If someone told me it had been over 3,000 days since 2010 I would immediately assume they were lying and trying to take my shoes.