Mr. River | DoL RP

Math and Housekeeping Extraordinaere. Part-Time Mortician.
No, I don't give extra credit.

(DoL RP Account. Minors DNI. 🔞)

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

Hello LinkedIn
I am Mr. River Nikolai, a Mathematics and Home Economics teacher with a Master's Degree, and far too low of an income for what I am worth.
Don't act up in class, and I won't have to send you to detention. You won't get any extra credit from me.

#dolrp

[Whitney @whitneyagain527]

Wtfs going on w our teachers dawg we’re all gunna fail💀💀💀💀

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska @doltownresident @whitneyagain527 Nice save.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

The time I messed up bringing the wrong car to the school and break checked too hard.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska We'll make it a date, then.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska Where'd that fire of yours go? So easily doused. A pity.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska Don't ruin your chances, ginger.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska You act like we have HR. They were shot years ago.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska @whitneyagain527 @sharpiesoldier You are built like an ICECASA Commercial 54" 2-Door Reach-In Refrigerator. What audacity do you have to say that I wouldn't fit?

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska @whitneyagain527 @sharpiesoldier

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska @whitneyagain527 @sharpiesoldier You're not mating with me, sunshine.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@sharpiesoldier I'm glad some people appreciate the value in my service to the community... albeit strange as said people are. Thank you.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska @Lunar_Liv3 // gay hockey

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@doltownresident Keep these deluded fantasies to yourself...

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska @sharpiesoldier @laurelthelxyal If god exists, they abandoned that church a long time ago.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

Why are most if not all my colleagues and students freaks? I feel as though I am sent further down the rabbit hole the more my eyes are subjected to. This school may as well be Las Vegas.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@doltownresident @DorenDeniska @sharpiesoldier Acting like this man was a counselor and sworn to confidentiallity and non judgement.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska @sharpiesoldier Religious psychosis is one hell of a drug.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska @sharpiesoldier He what...

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska @doltownresident A pain in my side since the day I met you, though unfortunately I would be disappointed to see you gone.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska @doltownresident Biggest insult of my life, what the fuck.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@ILOVEYOUVIRGO I'm not religious.