Mrs Paul Bettany

Queen of the Quarantini

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@crazykarens “Ma’am, we’re arresting you for crimes against fashion.”

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@slimelia 🙄

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@slimelia You’re a little bit dim, aren’t you? You really think this is true, because your mate is “not a liar”?

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@bushontheradio 😂

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@Mr_Alexius As soon as I saw her I thought “that’s his daughter!”

You’re lucky she only took an extra 15 minutes!

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@Andruku5 @DropPopNet You’ve never been on a date, have you?

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@rostieiron @DropPopNet You look like you smell of stupidity, with a touch of idiocy, and a dash of foolishness.

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@Vmartine1905 @DelailaLaguna @DonaldJTrumpJr @grok We both know she’s not going to read that, probably because she can’t read…or think…

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@awarech6 @Evalore13 And you came to that stupid conclusion how? I’m going to assume you’re single? And have never ever been in a healthy relationship in your life!

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@MrDeltaHotelUK @northolt3103 Never been attacked by an uber driver, or had an uber flip upside, but I was shown a black cab driver’s collection of Black Female Body builder porn. Not particularly fun when you’re in the back seat of a locked cab…

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@NotTheirScript @WhiteHouse I’m not you understand the meaning of the word savage…

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@ZiZiCAliX @waysandmeans71 @bornfreeinaz @WhiteHouse He’s human. He’s going to die, probably in the not too distant future.

Soz

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@QuickChargeII @Buhlenomuhle I’m 💀

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@KaleSauce @HussKanny @DiscussingFilm I don’t they wake up and that. They just wake up and exist in their natural state of stupidity.

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@TheShortFuze @HussKanny @DiscussingFilm Very kind of you to take the time to explain, because I would have let him wallow in his own ignorance.

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@LexingtonSir @NATERERUN Right?

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@TipTopKlopp @JustEatUK They sure do

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@est927OFFICIAL @karenfthompson I miss old school Lucozade. So many memories of sipping on it whilst lying on the sofa watching Bagpuss because I was off school, sick 🤧

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@korradelrio @DisrespectedThe And then what? They have a baby, then another. Do the babies then have a baby? You’re going to end up with in-breeding, and basically no population, even if it were a male and a real female.

Your maths are not mathing…

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@Scarboildotcom @Scotsman_D87 @DiscussingFilm Do you have issues with concentrating? That might explain why you don’t remember her. Either that or you’re a turnip on a wind up…

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@IMJUSTMEPATRICE @MariahsPapi Thirteenteen?